One missile to rule them all

ChaosTheory · Post by **ChaosTheory** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:09 pm

MWAHAHAHAHA.

I present to you, the Unrelenting Sarcasm!

Here it displays its particle spiral saw, and you can see the sparks fly as the Velvet Hammer II gets a buzzing reception.

Tsakara · Post by **Tsakara** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:15 pm

where is the ship?

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:16 pm

.................

Why do people keep using my ships for target practice? ;_;

Siber · Post by **Siber** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:19 pm

Point me at a download link for something tougher, and I'll use it.

AllStarZ · Post by **AllStarZ** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:21 pm

Lizzie wrote:.................

Why do people keep using my ships for target practice? ;_;

Because they're absurdly heavily armoured lumps of meat?

Tsakara · Post by **Tsakara** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:28 pm

Siber wrote:Point me at a download link for something tougher, and I'll use it.

let me get the Hyperion, it has rather high armor

ChaosTheory · Post by **ChaosTheory** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:30 pm

Lizzie wrote:.................

Why do people keep using my ships for target practice? ;_;

In this instance, it's the only large ship that I haven't buried in a folder somewhere (messy me), so I open my Custom folder and that thing is first ship I see. Maybe I should actually put it in the IVL folder and use something else . . .

. . . and they make satisfyingly large bangs. :twisted:

Why do you people want a DL? It's a core with 9999999 hp, a shockbeamer with massive clipsize, fast reload, high damage, and 180 deviation, then a small beamer with 5000 damage to actually hurt the opponent. Not difficult to recreate . . . . but fun to watch. :twisted:

Tsakara · Post by **Tsakara** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:32 pm

one incredibly ubbership, just right for smashing:

http://www.wyrdysm.com/battleshipsforev ... perion.shp

Post by **Aralonia** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:02 pm

I don't know whose fault it was, Siber's or Tsakara's.

But one of you sucks.

TrashMan · Post by **TrashMan** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:12 pm

WE must now submit a new defintion of balanced to the on-line dictionary.

Blanced: When a entity can kill it's copy.

Yay for balance! Everything is balanced!

Deathguard · Post by **Deathguard** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:40 pm

Kaelis wrote:Bwahahahahaha

Velvet Hammer killed by a ship WITHOUT any weapons, serves it right

And the next thing they knew, they were flicking asteroids at it.

ChaosTheory · Post by **ChaosTheory** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:40 am

Home Carpentry for Battleships presents:

How to accurately slice a titan in half!

warhammer651 · Post by **warhammer651** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:49 am

how did you do that!

Tsakara · Post by **Tsakara** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:03 am

he gave a beamer an insanely high turn speed

ChaosTheory · Post by **ChaosTheory** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:48 am

Tsakara wrote:he gave a beamer an insanely high turn speed

Incorrect. The blade is a shockbeamer with 300 clip, 0 fire rate, and 180 deviation. It fires beams randomly all over a circle, making it look like it is spinning.

A high turn rate doesn't make a beam weapon spin, it makes it turn faster to face its target.