Bah, sorry for the delay, people. Had things I needed to do today that unfortunately couldn't be put off. However, it is 1am now, and instead of sleeping I shall judge the entrants of the first Annual Battleships Forever Beauty Pageant! It's not like I'm going out of my way, though. If I wasn't doing this, I'd probably be playing a game or designing a new ship...
Scores are rated 1-10, with 1 being really bad, 10 being the best, and 5 being around average. Stories are rated from 0-5. Having no story will result in a score of zero, stories will be given a score of 1-5, with 3 being the average.
Please note that I will be brutally honest in my judging. Think of me as like... the mean guy from American Idol, or whatever. If I think your ship is bad, I will say so. It's nothing against you, so try not to take it personally.
Okay, first I shall Judge the ships of the
Original Ships Category:
Derelict Dreadnaught by Arcalane
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Aesthetics: 7/10
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Originality: 8/10
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Creativity: 10/10
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Functionality: 6/10
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Backstory: 4/5
Total: 35/45
Comments: I really like the concept of this ship. It's quite original to make a damaged derelict like this, and quite difficult to pull it off, but Arcalane did a magnicent job.
Rikatch Daskilia by AmnEn
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Aesthetics: 9/10
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Originality: 10/10
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Creativity: 9/10
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Functionality: 8/10
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Backstory: 4/5
Total: 40/45
Comments: Holy hell, I love this ship design. It's incredibly original, and quite frankly, a thing of strange and alien beauty. In action, it's monstrous, and frankly, quite frightening to behold for lesser vessels. Whatever AmnEn hoped to achieve when he created this ship, I believe he did with near perfection.
Enplus by Raithah
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Aesthetics: 6/10
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Originality: 5/10
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Creativity: 5/10
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Functionality: 9/10
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Backstory: 3/5
Total: 28/45
Comments: The Enplus is a nice looking ship, but sadly, in terms of design there is very little that is either original or creative about it. It seems like a bit of more of the same. However, it's still a very solid design, and I'm actually quite fond of it.
Sidwes Howitzer by Natch
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Aesthetics: 4/10
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Originality: 6/10
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Creativity: 3/10
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Functionality: 7/10
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Backstory: 0/5
Total: 20/45
Comments: Ah... I'm not quite sure what I can say about this one. The concept for the ship is sound. The execution, however, misses the mark. It serves its purpose, and does so quite well. Unfortunately, it looks like it was made out of Legos. It's thick, blocky, and lacking in any detail or creativity.
Colossus by Water_and_Wind
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Aesthetics: 10/10
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Originality: 8/10
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Creativity: 9/10
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Functionality: 8/10
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Backstory: 4/5
Total: 39/45
Comments: I am not ashamed to say that this ship makes me weep with envy. The attention to detail, the appearance, the creative use of pieces... it all comes together to make a thing that somehow manages to look so beautiful and elegant, despite both its size and firepower. I debated about it with myself a lot, but in the end I found myself forced to shave two points of the functionality score, because it looks a little more fragile than it should, in some ways, and is a little faster than a ship of its size should be. In the end, though, this ship is a must have. I cannot recommend it strongly enough.
Damascus Dreadnaught by TormakSaber
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Aesthetics: 8/10
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Originality: 7/10
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Creativity: 5/10
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Functionality: 7/10
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Backstory: 5/5
Total: 32/45
Comments: I really liked this design, but there were quite a number of things about it that bothered me. Something that really saddened me was the lack of thrusters, which really took a lot away from the whole design, at least for me. It's quite reminiscent of a Star Destroyer, from Star Wars, but with just enough differences to make it stand out. Still, a great design. I'm finding myself rather hard pressed to find ships I don't like, so far.
Solarian Siba Numtar by CroIntel
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Aesthetics: 9/10
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Originality: 9/10
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Creativity: 9/10
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Functionality: 6/10
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Backstory: 5/5
Total: 38/45
Comments: Another wonderful ship design, this time from CroIntel. This thing is, quite frankly, a masterpiece. At once so ethereal in appearance, and yet sharp and crystalline and, quite frankly, a little bit scary. It looks good, it feels good, and is going into my favourites folder.
Fan Ships Category:
Serenity by AmnEn
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Aesthetics: 7/10
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Creativity: 8/10
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Accuracy: 9/10
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Functionality: 10/10
Total: 34/40
Comments: Anyone who's watched Firefly or Serenity can tell almost instantly what this is, and quite frankly, any minor flaws don't really matter, simply for the sheer effort and detail put into it. This is the Serenity, and superbly made, at that.
Earth Alliance Omega Destroyer by RayvenQ
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Aesthetics: 1/10
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Creativity: 1/10
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Accuracy: 5/10
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Functionality: 5/10
Total: 12/40
Comments: Is my score harsh? Maybe. But this ship may well be the worst ship submitted to the competition. No attempt was made to replicate the feel of the Omega Destroyer. Instead, Rayven simply made a pole, added big, ugly chunky bits on the side, and said "Eh, good enough". Well, it's not good enough for me, not by a long shot. I'm not even a fan of B5, but I wager most fans would be offended by this horrid rendition of a ship that actually looks quite cool.
Aegis by Squikker2001
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Aesthetics: 2/10
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Creativity: 1/10
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Accuracy: 4/10
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Functionality: 5/10
Total: 12/40
Comments: What can I say about this? What the hell can I say? It's a cube. A fairly detail-less, uninspiring, fucking cube. That's not the entire reason for the low score, though. Where the hell do I even begin? In the picture of the ship, the Aegis clearly has rounded edges, with flat engine pieces. This has flat edges, and rounded engine pieces.

What the hell, man? What the hell?
Ugh... well, the Fan Ships were rather disappointing, compared to the original ships, which were almost entirely excellent. I'll leave off doing the fleets for later. I think I need some sleep. Judges, feel free to commence judging now. Fleets are judged the same way as Original Ships, except judged on the merits of all the ships composing it.