Omegle?

[Isu]

This thing is funny, I had an conversation chatting with a [Swede], who debates with me about 'Weed should be legal' thing. Whom he use it in helping it to quit drinking. How amusing.

[nitpick]changed swedish to swede...[/nitpick]

That really is pretty pathetic, about the weed thing... your getting addicted to one substance only to get free of another, and in the end your right back where you started. It's just like opening up a new credit card to pay off your old credit card debt. It only gets you into a deeper hole.

[Nutcase]

From what I know it's pretty hard to get addicted to that stuff but...
Leave it for another time.

[Magick]

Moar silly conversation.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello. May I help you?
You: Yes.
You: ....
Stranger: I'm selling some things.
You: what things
Stranger: AAAAvon calling.
Stranger: lol
You: Lol.
Stranger: dildos, strap ons...
Stranger: wanna try? Its free!
You: >>
You: <<Stranger>:P
Stranger: and the size of ur butt...
Stranger: lol

You have disconnected.


You: hai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ....


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Where you from?
You: I'm from your computer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: why
You: because im in your computer.
Stranger: lol what
You: I am an AI.
Stranger: what is that
You: I just implanted myself into your comp from over the internet.
You: Artificial Intelligence.
Stranger: okay nice to know..... =D
You: *Gives you a virus*
Stranger: OMG what should i do (((
You: Get a better antivirus
You: :d

[Squishy]

You: *Gives you a virus*
Stranger: OMG what should i do (((
You: Get a better antivirus

You should have said: 'Get a better virus'

[Magick]

Yeah. Lulz.

More fun with viruses:


You: rpgs can be really gimped.
Stranger: gimped?
You: messed up
You: /Users/period1/Desktop/3199743130_03c88093f9.png
You: >>
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: what is this?
You: idk
Stranger: ah
Stranger: rpg's are for nerds
You: Virus uploading:10%
You: .....
You: .....
You: ....20%
Stranger: oho
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....30%
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....
You: ......40%
You: ......
You: ......
You: ......
You: ......50%
You: ......
You: ......
You: ......
You: .....60%
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....70%
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....80%
You: .....
You: .....
You: .....
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You:Upload failed.

even moar virus fun:

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: HELP ME
You: Virus uploading:10%
.....
.....
....20%
.....
.....
.....
.....30%

Stranger: fail
Stranger: fail
You: ......
......
......
......40%
......
......
.......
.......50%
.....
.....
.....
.....60%

Stranger: fail
Stranger: fail
You: .....
.....
....
.....70%
.....
.....
.....
.....80%
.....
.....
.....
.....90%

Stranger: god you failed so hard
You: .....
.....
.....
.....100%
......
Upload complete.
Executing.
......
.....
.....
.....
Virus activated.
Stranger: lmfao fail
You: ...
Stranger: god does it hurt to fail this bad?
You: You mean it didn't work?
You: ....
Stranger: did you really think it would?
Stranger: come on you stupid nigger
You: Maybe...
You: OMFG
RACISt
You: *Beats you with a racist stick*
Stranger: obvious troll is obvious
You: obvious stupid is obvious
You:
Stranger: win
You: epic win
Stranger: n
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: YES

*Disturbing conversation is disturbing*



Srrry i r haz dyslexai,

Stranger: you also are a fast typing fast typer who's typing fast
You: yeah
You: fast typer types fast
You: lol
You: ADHD MOOP
Stranger: gotta look that one up on urban dictionary
You: >>
You: :3
Stranger: oh but you mean add??
You: noooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: adhd = add=
You: adhd
Stranger: ?
You: adhd
You: adhd
You: adhd
You: and OCD
You: and OCd
You: and OCD
Stranger: attention disorder, RIGHT????
You: and OC
You: D
You: >>
You: adhd
You: adhd
You: adhd
You: adhd
You: so um
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: lol
You: what r u donig naow.
Stranger: lying in bed
You: o ir srry i haz dyslexai
You: >>
Stranger: hahaha
You: m nto typ gud
You: srrry i wuz lewkin at teh beutrfly

[ArcaneDude]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fe?
You: y'ello
You: what?
Stranger: female?
You: Ehm. No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next time my answer will be 'maybe'.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey, meaningless twit.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: that i am a meaningless twit
You: Well, you're the first not to disconnect when I say that.
Stranger: thank you, master for the compliment
You: So I guess you mean something.
Stranger: i might
Stranger: depends
You: On what? Whether you're a twit or not?
Stranger: whether i'm a twat or a twit
Stranger: i'd rather consider myself more of a .... tool
You: Self-mockery is the new hype on Omegle I see?
You: *awkward silence has initiated. Disconnecting*
You have disconnected.

I waited like...five minutes for the guy to come up with a reply. Then I gave up. To tell you the truth, the point where he/she/it started considering itself a tool was fairly disturbing, given the time to think about it.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Am I the only one who's beginning to get freaked out by this place?
Stranger: perhaps
You: Last two 'stranger' fitted all the characterisitcs of psychopaths e_e
You: *stranger
You: *STRANGERS
You: Do YOU?
You: *twitch*
You: Why so silent? OMYGAWD HE'S PLOTTING TO KILL MEEEE
You have disconnected.

I may or may not have overdone this one...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Belgium
You: thou?
Stranger: egypt
You: Well that's certainly the most unusual location I've heard all day. What's it like to live there?
Stranger: nothing special
You: ...Well that's certainly the most curious description of Egypt I've heard all day.
You: Oh well, nm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GENUINE INTEREST NOT APPRECIATED. DISCONNECTING.

[Bad Boy]

Definitely my best Pafo yet -Does anyone know what Pafo is? I got asked it several times in a row, so I started using it as my greeting, and I sure as hell ain't clicking that link-:

You: pafo?
Stranger: pafo?
Stranger: YES!
You: bich I win
Stranger: no way. I WIN
Stranger: ONG?
You: I said pafo first...
You: What is pafo?
Stranger: DAMNIT
Stranger: you got my hopes up
You: See I win
Stranger: are you deranged and a parent, by chance?
You: I'm all of the three (except for by, I'm entirely strait <==insert snare drum here).
Stranger: ah, well, you may join
Stranger: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/forums/?forumID=39
Stranger: don't say I didn't warn you.
You: Get the fuck out of here you crazy Pafo Bitch!

What a great site (omegle), I have so many other short funny ones that I didn't copy, and one that was huge and competely random, it started with ghost busting, and moved on to spontaneous combustion, kittens, and burning down death's house. It was great!

[Squishy]

Eye'm so smrt,

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: American Sign Language. What do I win?
Stranger: Well, a better question is..
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You have disconnected.

Stranger: m/f?
You: How dare you.
Stranger: lol
You: I am not a mutha phucker.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: GO!
You: YES MASTER, I CAN TASTE YOUR FEAR.
Stranger: And it tastes like... stale.
You: My favourite flavour.
Stranger: Stale Fiddle Faddle.
Stranger: You're either Canadian or UK with those kinds of spellings.
You: THAT'S RIGHT. MY NAME IS STRANGER AND I AM A FAGGORT NON-AMERICAN
You have disconnected.

You: Hello there!
Stranger: hi
You: Having a nice wednesday evening?
Stranger: what do you want to talk about?
You: Lets talk about the ramifications of laser guided potatoes in the afghani war.
Stranger: writing a paper, so not really
Stranger: procrastinating
You: Or, anything you'd like to talk about.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey wahts up
You: Yeah, omegle.
You: So fun to mess with people, don't you agree?
Stranger: yaeh its pretty good
Stranger: are you guna mess with me though
Stranger: ?
You: To you, I am Stranger, and I can get away with anything I say.
Stranger: thats true, so could i
You: But sometimes I feel guilty.
You: Some people don't deserve to be haggled so roughly!
You: Are you gentle?
Stranger: true, me too ... i get people all excited about telling them what im doing,
Stranger: not really, im a bit rough
You: Then we have nothing to offer each other.
Stranger: too right
You: Farewell, kind soul.
Stranger: im sorry
You have disconnected.

You: Can you disconnect, please?
Stranger: y
You: So I can steal your credit card number or something.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: THE GAME.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey you
You: Who, me?
Stranger: yea you there.
You: I didn't do it!
Stranger: sit up straight.
You: I swear I thought she was 18.
You: No really!
Stranger: your not in trouble boy.
You: Oh, okay, I was kidding.
Stranger: we've all fucked her, don't worry.
Stranger: i just need to ask a few questions..
You: OH DEAR GOD, no wonder I have crabs AND lobsters.
Stranger: well son, i think you should know. She had swine flu..
Stranger: ..im sorry.
You: Shit I think I also obtained Hepatitis D to Y from her!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: I'm NOT going to ask ASL.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: y not
You: I don't care if people know American Sign Language.
Stranger: lol
You: Unless you gots a webcam, then it's cool.
Stranger: i d
Stranger: do
You: WELL I DON'T
You: YOU RICH PERSON
Stranger: however i don't speak sign language well
You: A THOUSAND CURSES UPON YE
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: MY NAME IS STRANGER.
Stranger: hi
You: I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU
Stranger: yeah
You: But first, you must agree and consent to this action.
Stranger: no problem
You: Alrighty.
You: We have reached a mutual agreement, expect wet nightmares forthnight.
You have disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey, Stranger!
Stranger:
You: MY NAME IS YOU.
Stranger: HEY YOU!
You: You're Stranger.
You: Do you agree?
Stranger: Not on this end!
You: We cannot come to a mutual understanding!
Stranger: times are tough!
You: Oh woe is us.
Stranger: You're just making me more confused!
Stranger:
You: Can't be helped, nothing makes sense anymore.
Stranger: that is so correct, Stranger/You/Woe.
You: At least you understand too.
Stranger: are you referring to yourself in third person?
Stranger: ha
You: Well played.
Stranger: -golf clap-
You: We shall disconnect and harass other users, yes?
Stranger: ONWARD.
You: TO GLORY.
You: FAREWELL SIRE.
Stranger: MA'AM!
You have disconnected.

You: YOU LOST THE GAME
You have disconnected.

edit:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Game.
You: NO
You: NOOOO
Stranger: You just lost it.
You: CURSE YE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Magick]

I'm no sex offender.

Stranger: lol
Stranger: hi
You: lol
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: are you a sexual predator?
Stranger: no.
You: liar
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Slave?
You: hi
You: ...
You: wat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Someone told me, that you had a microscopic penis.... is this true?
You: ...
You: LIAR
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Will you marry me?
Stranger: You know me?
Stranger: 20 Male usa.
You: um
You: wow
Stranger: What do you know pirats of the caribien.
You: pathetic
You have disconnected.

You: someone told me you have a microscopic penis. Is that true?
Stranger: hi
You: lol
Stranger: penis o caralhoooooooooooo
Stranger: EU NAO GOSTO DE PENIS

[Kaelis]

Squishy, you troll



Silly conversation engine, ENGAGE.

Stranger: Hello?
You: A challenger approaches.
Stranger: Hmm, where?
You: He is strolling towards you in an awkward fashion.
You: He wields a club covered with beaver fur and an occasional bone
Stranger: Ah nevermind him, that's just Henry.
You: He doesn't looks like a man that would be named Henry. More like Omgir the Childslayer.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I'm telling Henry to put back the meat on our table.
Stranger: No, no, no Henry. Grown people don't play with their food.
You: With great exasperation, you start yelling to the approaching man: "Henry, put back the..." - by that moment, youve been hit with the beaver fur covered club and collapsed to your knees
You: Next move?
Stranger: Henry, i appreciate your care, but i'm not hungry right now. If you could please put this down, please.
You: Another club to the head. you're on the ground now. The barbarian utters: "Omgir not Henry. Omgir demands respect."
Stranger: We've been through this before Henry. How many times do i need to tell you, this is not fantasy world. You watch too many violent movies and i think you just got yourself grounded. I know, Henry, it's harsh, but if i don't punish you, you will never learn. It's time for you to stop playing other people and just be yourself.
You: You try to say something, but the only things that comes out of your mouth are teeth and some blood. The barbarian still lumbers over you, preparing to strike you again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: GAME OVER

Stranger: marry me
You: Greetings, stranger.
Stranger: greetings haha
You: Hmm, over the internet?
Stranger: sure
You: Okay, find a priest
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: gonna be a bit hard here
You: Ill take care of inviting our families
Stranger: in 2 only conversation
You: Well have to choose the place
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u f or m ? xD
You: But to be honest, i don't want to rush this, really
You: We have plenty of time
You: Not that im afraid of involvement of course
Stranger: haha
You: Do you like children?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: Im afraid i can't marry someone who doesn't like children.
Stranger:
You: Theyre great with butter.

Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, random internet person.
You: Do you like chicken?
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: no, i don't
Stranger: i like jellyfish
You: You eat jellyfish?
Stranger: not eating of course...
Stranger: no, only jelly
Stranger: one day i'll eat a jellyfish
Stranger: them i'll tell you
You: Of course you never ask jelly how it feels about being eaten
Stranger: and you, like chicken?
You: How would you feel?
You: Imagine you come to pay someone a visit and he starts biting on your chuncks.
You: Bad manners. Thats what it is.
Stranger: if i were a jelly?
You: You are a bad person, you know?
Stranger: yes, i know
Stranger: but you still loving me
Stranger: right?
You: Im afraid i can't love a person that eats people without asking
Stranger: if i ask
Stranger: would it be ok?
You: Maybe. But its too late now anyway.
Stranger: you know, you asked me if i like chicken and them we start talking about jellyfish
Stranger: but you don't tell me
Stranger: nothing about youself
Stranger: have you eve ate a jellyfish?
You: Well duh, i don't want to be eaten all of a sudden!
Stranger: ever*
You: NO NEVER!
You: How... how dare you imply such things!
Stranger: ha-ha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Not only you're a cannibal, but you also insult me.
You: You and i, we are done professionaly.
You: Hello?
Stranger: your actualy good in making seems like i said something that i didnt said at all
You: Oh now you deny it!
Stranger: i'm a lier
You: No kidding.
Stranger: your right
Stranger: so, you won't tell me where are you from...
Stranger: can you tell me you age?
You: Seeing as you stalk random strangers and eat them, it would be a bad idea, yeah
Stranger: how did you discioverd my plan?!
You: ...im old and wiry
Stranger: i have 300 years
You: o0
You: Seriously?
Stranger: and when i was born people doesent talk to strangers in internet
You: There was no internet 300 years ago -.-
Stranger: of course, still thinking that i am a lier hum?
You: You lied to me again.
You: This relationship is going nowhere if you're gonna lie to me all the time.
Stranger: you are bad in trusting people
You: A minimum of trust needs to be maintained.
Stranger: you probably don't have much friends
Stranger: wanna be friends?
You: Well i can't trust you if you lie all the time!
You: Oh yeah mock me, how mature.
Stranger: i bet you are creep
Stranger: and i bet that you look good on the dance floor
Stranger: ha-ha
Stranger: wasnt funny
You: I bet you get thrown into a deep pit full of rabid wolves once i tell people what you do for a living
Stranger: i know, and i don't even like much this song
You: don't change the topic!
Stranger: i can change the subject if i want
Stranger: who said you are the boss in here?!
Stranger: ok, don't cry
Stranger: come on and talk to me
You: So you want to be a boss? Fine. You pay the fees and taxes from now on, and ill sulk on a couch all day.
You: Eating people.
Stranger: good for me
You: And lying.
Stranger: you be the fat one some years from now
You: Go ahead and boss around, smart boy. Well see who quits first.
You: I never told you you're fat!
Stranger: who said i was a boy
Stranger: i bert you are a girl
Stranger: bet*
You: I was always tolerant. Even with your strange people eating habits.
You: And now you antagonize me =(
You: Why do we always have to fight?
Stranger: hey, i have to answer the phone
Stranger: do you have msn?
Stranger: them we can fight later
You: Oh don't hide before me. Just tell me you want to break up and 'stay friends'. I know it.
Stranger: stay friends....don't know
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: no, i can't
You: This is going nowhere
Stranger: you smells bad
You: Thats it, im breakinjg up with you
Stranger: and take you dog withyou!
You: I just... can't trust you anymore
Stranger: now i am the problem right
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats enough
You: Each night i fear you're gonna start biting my ankles like the barbaric cannibal you are
Stranger: reaally have to go
Stranger: add me on msn if you want
Stranger: *********@hotmail.com
Stranger: bye
Stranger: fight you later
You: Goodbye. don't call me.

Whoa, i actually made a friend.

Stranger: tell me about yourself stranger
You: Why hello there.
Stranger: hello
You: Well... i like cookies.
You: Do you like cookies?
Stranger: yes...yes I do
You: Well what a coincidence!
You: What kind of cookies do you like?
Stranger: with chocolate
You: Any others?
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: how about you?
You: Hm. You know, i think i like all kinds of cookies.
Stranger: all kinds? :O
You: Cinnamon cookies, cookies with fruits, cookies with jam...
Stranger: cookie monster :O
You: Hey!
You: That wasnt nice =(
You: And im certainly NOT fat!
Stranger: so where do all the cookies go?
You: ...in my belly?
Stranger: that is correct
You: Are there any options?
You: I mean, cookies are destined to go into your belly.
You: Its their sole purpouse.
Stranger: well, if you do it the wrong way
You: Kind of depressing, don't you think?
Stranger: somehow
Stranger: no
Stranger: everything in life has its own purpose
Stranger: their purpose isnt wrose than ours
You: Well, yeah, but imagine someone ate you without even asking.
Stranger: i think
You: I think thats horrible.
You: I always ask my cookies if they want to be eaten.
Stranger: you should feel guilty then :/ cookie monster
Stranger: leave them alone!!
You: Well they never say no!
Stranger: and they are delicious
You: Definately.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: Do you like building spaceships?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[bien4500]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hallo thar stranger, what're ye buyin tonite?
Stranger: hello
You: i belive i can fly, i got shot by the fbi
Stranger: what that mean?
You: u know, those movie special fx, when someone gets shot, they fly
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: I see
You: and the rhyme there is a sort of parody, we sang that for a schools music video contest
Stranger: wwo ,what about that
You: hm?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: bye
You: ah, so you want to buy a 'nothing'
Stranger: girl??
Stranger: asl'
You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET, YOU FOOL
Stranger: i guess u must be a girl
You: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY- WRONG
Stranger: i'm wrong?
You: yes
Stranger: i don't think so
You: what makes you think so, PITIFUL PHESANT
Stranger: i'll off-line
You: AWAY WITH YOU, HEATHEN
Stranger: YEAH HEATHEN
You: TO THE BRIG WITH YOU LOT!
Stranger: YOU MSN?
You: I HAVE NO TIME FOR SUCH NONSENSE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ArcaneDude]

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: Do you like building spaceships?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HERESY
INFIDEL
INFIDEL
INFIDEL
INFIDEL
INFIDEL
*bleeep*
*REBOOT COMMENCING*

(Don't delete this as a spampost, I *am* gonna use this post to contribute.)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: (:
You: Just FYI, I plan to copypaste this ---possibly--- conversation to incite luls on a certain forum, so do your best.
Stranger: *-*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EUREKA! THE WORST PUNCHLINE EVER TO BE USED ON OMEGLE!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TheSmizz.com It'll Make You Smile!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
You: You better not be a spambot, or I'll kick your nuts so high up you'll have to pull them out of your ears to hear all the insults I'll be hurling at you.
You: But since you haven't posted a link and left yet, I guess you're fine.
Stranger:
You: FEEL SPECIAL
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was just gonna say 'I'd like this conversation to last longer than ten lines.' ...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: I don't even know what that means.
Stranger: age sex location lol
You: no nyet suck my balls ROFLMAO
You have disconnected.

Low I.Q's can be faked it seems.

EDIT: Wait... DERPADERP

EDIT: Kaelis, I want a cookie. I just had an intelligent conversation that lasted more than ten lines.

EDIT: AND ANOTHER ONE! This time about Political crisis in Belgium.

[maarten]

Congratz that is most defenatly the most horrible smiley ever.

EDIT: Kaelis, I want a cookie. I just had an intelligent conversation that lasted more than ten lines.
EDIT: AND ANOTHER ONE! This time about Political crisis in Belgium.

PROVE IT!

[ArcaneDude]

Posting the entire conversation would stretch this page beyond arbitrary regulations. On a side note, did you have anything to add or are you just trolling like usually?

[Squishy]

I had a few meaningful discussions, but they're really boring.

It's possible, but you gotta work at it. Really I'd rather hold such conversions with people I already know.