Interactive Story by Anna

jwa8402 · Post by **jwa8402** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:07 am

ya, if their completely lacking in sex-defining organs, I doubt they have anything better to do. Is he still conscious and do you have anything that could at least seal or cauterize the outer wound?

Bad Boy · Post by **Bad Boy** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:11 am

Call EMS, then start treatment (that is the reverse of R.E.D.). Alternatively, you can ask the fairies for help, call for help, ask him questions, etc.

SHAD0Wdump · Post by **SHAD0Wdump** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:00 am

Eat the fairies...

Grath · Post by **Grath** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:25 am

Feed your brother one of the fairies. It works in Legend of Zelda!

FIREST0RM000 · Post by **FIREST0RM000** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:22 pm

get something hot with your laser pistol, and use it to burn the wound shut. then get the fairies' help.

bien4500 · Post by **bien4500** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:12 pm

Shoot Hale in the wound with the laspistol, at an angle that will hopefully cauterize the wound, and try and see if there is an intensity/beam strength control.

M123 · Post by **M123** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:51 pm

bien4500 wrote:try and see if there is an intensity/beam strength control.

Preferably before firing the pistol, if that is what you end up doing.

Post by **Arcalane** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:09 am

It does not cauterize things.

SHAD0Wdump · Post by **SHAD0Wdump** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:48 am

Try it anyway... For Science!

Himura.Kenshin · Post by **Himura.Kenshin** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:06 am

You don't cauterize an open stomach wound

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Swamp Fox · Post by **Swamp Fox** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:32 am

Not to mention that on IRC Anna basically said that 1) it is not a laser, and 2) all it does is put holes in things.

FIREST0RM000 · Post by **FIREST0RM000** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:02 am

Not to mention that on IRC Anna basically said that 1) it is not a laser, and 2) all it does is put holes in things.

what exactly is it then? a magical beam of death?

EDIT: I revise my suggestion to "scream for help at the top of your lungs"

Post by **Anna** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:36 am

As demonstrated if you've read the story AT ALL so far, the gun is clearly not a laser, since it a) Is clear, bright and visible at all times, b) produces no visible thermal effects, c) IS NEVER ONCE CALLED A FUCKING LASER.
Even if it was a laser, it is clearly powerful enough to BLAST THROUGH SEVERAL TREE TRUNKS with ease, and no power setting has been found. Even if it did heat shit up, what do you propose she could heat up with it without blasting a hole through it?
This is a stab wound to the stomach. In one side, out the other side. For even suggesting that cauterising the wound is a good idea, you deserve to be kicked in the face for your stupidity. Burning someone's INSIDES is not productive, dumbass!

Post by **Arcalane** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:41 am

FIREST0RM000 wrote:
Not to mention that on IRC Anna basically said that 1) it is not a laser, and 2) all it does is put holes in things.
what exactly is it then? a magical beam of death?

No. It's obviously a magical ray of fairy guts and sparkly rainbow unicorn innards.

Duh.

ArcaneDude · Post by **ArcaneDude** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:16 am

Faeries are never good. They're obnoxious little mongrels that'll bite you when they have another one of their rabid insanity attacks. Best option is to call for help. Oh, and don't try to cauterize the wound. A burned hole is still a hole, and cauterised wounds don't heal well.