Ah, home sweet home. Flower patch! ACHOO yeah fuck that
man, my house is awesome. 8D Two stories, and I get the whole second one to myself~. ...Wait, since we don't have another bedroom, where does mom sleep? ._.
...and where the fuck is the bathroom?
I KNOW, RIGHT 8D I MEAN I'VE GOT THIS TOTALLY AWESOME COMPUTER
OH AWESOME THAT'S JUST LIKE GHOST IN THE SHELL. WHERE ARE THE TACHIKOMAS 8D
ahahahahahahahahahahaha LET'S SEE IF MY BITCH IS HOME
Bitch doesn't have an upstairs. 8D My house is awesome. Wait... that means he has a vaulted ceiling though. ._. I want a vaulted ceiling.
He has a cute sister though.
Guess I should head to the lab. I wonder if he'll let me blow anything up today.
That's why he had the chimney installed.
Ah, the lab. Lots of fun occurred here! Like seeing what happens when we subject Sanity to violent video games. Speaking of which, there's that bitch now 8D
Notice how the chimney is right on top of some bookcases.
Oh, only me? Bitch I'm going to kick your ass down a well.
hahahahahahahahahahaha I love abusing this game's naming conventions
...where was I. orite. Where's Gramps?
Maybe he went north... Someone needs to mow the lawn. D:
god this screenshot took like 10 tries
Then just mow the freaking lawn already ._. Or I can do it for you.
You can pay me.
Why not gimme, like, a taser or something?
YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT ME PROTECTING MYSELF AND NOW AN OLD MAN WANTS ME TO FOLLOW HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME WHERE TO GO
OH GOD I CAN'T MOVE WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF NO I WANNA GO AWAY BADTOUCH BADTOUCH AHH WHERE'S MY WHISTLE OH FUCKIT I'LL JUST SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE'S TAKING ME SOMEWHERE MOMMY HELP OH GOD DON'T TAKE ME IN THERE
WHAT THE HELL, YOU'RE IN ON THIS TOO?! OH GOD BITCH DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME
Yeah, sanity? What's that shit? 8D
Siber, thank you so, so much for the name.
get that alzheimer's checked out, yo.
Don't give me that fucking face
Fuck you and your shit, man
What. ASSHOLE. WTF. OH SO THAT'S WHY YOU PICKED AFTER ME, HUH? SO YOU COULD GET MY WEAKNESS? WE'RE THROWING DOWN, BITCH. RIGHT NOW.
OH YOU THROW ME OVER HERE THEN YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE? BITCH LET'S GO
HEY, I WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS FIRST. I CHALLENGE HIM DAMNIT
...Wait, I can't just punch his lights out?
okay that's still creepy
IT'S LIKE PIT BULL FIGHTING .___. I DON'T REALLY WANNA, I WAS JUST GOING TO SHOVE HIS BALL UP HIS A-
PETA be gettin' all over this shit.
DDDDDDX fffffffffffffffffffff I GUESS THERE'S NO CHOICE
GO, TURTLE SLAM
WHY DO WE SCREAM AT EACH OTHER ;__; THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY
WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS SO STRONG THAT SOUP DISAPPEARED D: THAT'S IT MOTHERFUCKER YOUR ASS IS GRASS
oh i slay me
HERE, SOUP, KILL HIM AND WE'LL HAVE SOME LEAFY GREENS TOO 8D
...well I guess that isn't killing it. Good Soupy. <3
Bitch please, get used to it. Now gimme your lunch money.
That isn't the only way to make your Pokemon stronger! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!
...do I really need that much deodorant? .___.
Let's check up on mommy.
mommy mommy I kicked Sanity's ass again today.
Aw, thanks. I knew you cared. <3
*sparkle* Now let's make fun of Sanity by telling his little sister that I kicked his pansy ass 8D
If you know what I mean. :v:
Well... nowhere to go but up in the world. Byebye, town. I'll be back someday.
<+AirHippo> Funnily enough, folks who abide by the law and try to make something of their lives don't appreciate the rich kids of rich parents getting away with murder and skimming through life.