Magick wrote:
That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.
If Lizzie is offended by it then I apologize. I've never been good with possessive apostrophe placement, and I know it offends some people. I hope you won't think I'm a bad person...
Frankly, I find the idea of a fat bearded old bastard breaking into houses to deliver presents for your kids disgusting. And I'm going to carry on that attitude to my children. They need to learn how to set traps from an early age.
AllStarZ wrote:Frankly, I find the idea of a fat bearded old bastard breaking into houses to deliver presents for your kids disgusting. And I'm going to carry on that attitude to my children. They need to learn how to set traps from an early age.
Bravo good sir. Semtex in the chimney might work wonders. Or cyanide in the mince pies.
Poisoned broken glass shards in the chimmney, poison in the cookies/pie, a landmine on the bottom of the chimmney, some rabid animal in the stockings, proximity mine under the tree, turrets pointing at the christmas tree, and a AA missile site outside your house. And a lawyer ready to sue him for breaking and entering if he ever gets past all those.
Atrum wrote:Poisoned broken glass shards in the chimmney, poison in the cookies/pie, a landmine on the bottom of the chimmney, some rabid animal in the stockings, proximity mine under the tree, turrets pointing at the christmas tree, and a AA missile site outside your house. And a lawyer ready to sue him for breaking and entering if he ever gets past all those.
That'll teach him for sneaking into my house.
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Interesting idea... I think I'll stay with the rigged chimney where he comes down. Hanged.