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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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I still think fapping was a better use of time...
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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lol

It probably would have been. I was bored though.
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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This thread is disappointing me greatly. Serithi, you started this shitheap, how about contributing? :|
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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I will when i have something better than the one i've already posted (I would've had one, but the other guy disconnected a split second before i hit enter to say something. Since at that point hitting enter finds someone else to talk to, i lost the log). Besides, i made it for others to contribute as well, get Omegle-ing people!
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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Oh my god TIL Anna is made of win and cookies.


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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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lol my birthday in 4 days,

This isnt really trolling but its still the most epic convo ive had on omgle


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: OCTUPUS
Stranger: SQUID
You: FISH
Stranger: HOW UNORIGINAL
You: JELLYFISH
You: HOLY SHIT UR RIGHT
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT POISONOUS LION ANENOME?
Stranger: XD
You: IDK
You: HOW ABOUT A 3HEADED SHARK
Stranger: you are the most amazing person ive met on here >:Y
Stranger: THAT WOULD BE
You: THANKS
Stranger: FUCKING WIN
You: THAT GLOWS IN THE MUTHER FUKIN DARK
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: NOWAI
You: IKR
Stranger: IT WOULD
Stranger: ILLUMINATE
Stranger: TEH DARKNESSSSSSSSSS.
You: RAPE A CHAINSWAW
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: SOUNS
You: WITH A RAKE
Stranger: *SOUNDS
Stranger: DAMN PAINFUL.
You: I NO RIGT
You: WE NEED TO GET A SHARK TO DO THAT
You: WHAT IT IF BREATHED FIRE
Stranger: TOTALLY
Stranger: BUT HOW WOULD IT
Stranger: WAIT
You: UNDERWATER
Stranger: OH YAH
Stranger: 8D
You: IDK SPOUNGEBOB DID IT ONCE
Stranger: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: I NEED TO YOUTUBE THAT
You: I NO
Stranger: xd
Stranger: *XD
You: UNDERWATERGLOWINGSHARKWITHTHREEHEADSBREATHSFIREANDIMPRESONATESSPONGEBOB
You: FTW
Stranger: F
Stranger: T
Stranger: W
You: IKR
Stranger: DO I KNOW YOU
Stranger: I HAVE A FEELING
You: IDK DO I NO U
Stranger: I KNOW YOU
You: INCEPTION
Stranger: XDD
You: WHAT IF U USED THAT INCEPTION SHIT ON THOSE SCIENTEST THAT CONTROLED THOSE AVATER BLUE PEOPLE
You: OMFGWTFLOLFTW
Stranger: OMGEPICWIN
Stranger: OMGG
You: I WOULD TATOO THAT ON MY SOUL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: YOU WIN
Stranger: XD
You: AND THEN SELL IT TO GOD
Stranger: AND THEN GOD WOULD PUT IT ON CRAIGSLIST
You: FOR ANOTHER SOUL
Stranger: BECAUSE
You: HES GOD
Stranger: HE WOULD- OKAY THAT WORKS TOO.
You: LOLOLOL
You: THIS MAKES MY BRAIN MELT HAPPINESS
Stranger: I SWEAR I KNOW YOU
You: INCEPTION OF THE BLUE PEOPLE
Stranger: OMG IKR
You: HOLY SHIT
You: IM GOING TO PANDORA
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A DEVIANT ART? O
Stranger: *O3O
You: BAM IM FUKING THERE
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: CAN I GO WITH YOYU
Stranger: *YOU
You: HELLS YEAH
You: U CAN
You: BLUE PEOPLE TRAVEL TIM
Stranger: ON YOUR MAJIKUL PONY OF DEATH
You: TIME
Stranger: THAT HAS
Stranger: A HORN
Stranger: SERIOUSLY
You: I WANT ONE OF THOSE
Stranger: DUDE IKR
You: AND WE COULD GIVE THOSE DINOSAUR THINGS Missile MADE OF BUTTER
Stranger: UNDERWATERGLOWINGSHARKWITHTHREEHEADSBREATHSFIREANDIMPRESONATESSPONGEBOBTHATISHORNYANDBLUE
Stranger: BUTTER.
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: AND BUTTER.
You: OMFG
You: SO MUCH BUTTER
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: SO MUCH.
You: AND IT LOW IN FAT
You: THERE IS A GOD
Stranger: YES.
You: HAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHHHHH
You: DOES WANT
Stranger: LOW FAT IS TASTY TOO.
Stranger: DO NOT JUDGE
You: LIKE COW MILD
Stranger: THE LOW FAT, NO.
You: WHAAAA
Stranger: LOL COW MILD
Stranger: LOLOL
You: I WANT A COW
Stranger: FUCK, ME TOO.
You: AND THEN I COULD WAGE A COW WAR ON PANODRA
You: WITH THE BLUE PEOPLE
Stranger: XD
You: I WANT A BLUE COW
You: WITH 3 HEADS
Stranger: AND THE HORNY MAJIKUL PONY
You: THAT BANGS THE COW
Stranger: THAT IMPRESONATES SPONGEBOB
You: WITH BREAST MILK
Stranger: YES
Stranger: THAT TOO
You: HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHH
Stranger: BREEAAAAAAST MEEEEEEEEEEEELK.
You: BUT THE BREAST MILKS REALLY LIKE ACID
You: OR K2
Stranger: SO IT WOULD
Stranger: BURN THEM?!
You: BLOW UR MIND
You: HELLS YES MUHTER FUKER
You: BLUE ACID BREASTMILK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: THAT CAN BREATHE FIRE UNDERWATER
You: WE SHOULD SELL THAT ON CRAIGSLIST
Stranger: WE SHOULD
Stranger: OMG
You: WITH MY SOUL
You: TO GOD
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: A BUNDLE WITH GOD'S TATOOED SOUL
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: 8D
You: WRAPED IN BLUE COW BREASTMILK ACID
Stranger: YES!
You: I WANT TO PEE ON A BLUE COW
You: NOOOO
You: WAIT
Stranger: WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD WITH OUR -wait what lol *joins in*ME TOO HOLY SHIT
You: MY PEE WOULD COLLIDE WITH THE BREAST MILK ACID AND MAKE THE MOST EPIC POWER SHOW DOWN
You: -----------><--------------------
Stranger: YESSSSSSSSSS.
Stranger: LIKE
You: PEE--------------------><----------------------ACID
You: BOMMMMMM
Stranger: AND IN THE MIDDLE
You: I THINK I COULD DIE NOW
You: FROM EPICNESS
You: I JUST GOT PREGNANT WITH EPIC BLUE COWS
Stranger: IT WOULD MAKE A 3 HEADED GOD SOUL SHARK THAT IS BLUE AND WAS SOLD ON CRAIGSLIST A VARIOUS AMOUNT OF TIMES!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: WHO'S THE FATHER
You: VOLDAMORT
Stranger: HOLYSHIT SERIOUSLY
You: IKR
Stranger: MAKE SURE THEY ALL HAVE NOSES THEN
You: HE HAS LIKE NO NOSE
You: FTW
You: WE COULD SELL NOESES TO
Stranger: BECAUSE WITHOUT A NOSE THEY COULDNT SMELL THE CRAIGSLIST- I MEAN THE BREAST MILK.
You: OMFG
You: BRILLIANT
Stranger: WE COULD SELL NOSES ON CRAIGSLIST! 8U
You: WE COULD SELL CRAIGSLIST ON EBAY
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: THIS IS THE MOST EPIC COVERSATION IVE HAD ON OMEGLE
You: LOLOL
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
You: OMEGLE COULD BUY CRAIGSLIST FROM EBAY
Stranger: WAIT WE HAVE TO CONFIRM
You: SCIENCE TIME
Stranger: WITH MEG WHITMAN
Stranger: YEEEAHH
You: WE COULD RUB HER WITH LOW FAT BUTTER
Stranger: DUDE IF OMEGLE DID THAT
You: AND SHOOT HER OUT OF A CANNON
You: MADE OF BUTTER
Stranger: THEIR LOGO SHOULD CHANGE TO FIRE BREATHING UNDER WATER BLUE COWS WITH BREAST MILK ACID
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: WOULD BE SO FUCKING EPIC
You: AND THEN A PREGNATN ME AND U HAVING A PISS BATTLE IN THE BACKGROUND
Stranger: DUDE IF WE WERE ALLOWED TO DO THAT
Stranger: I TOTALLY WOULD
You: THE EPICNESS OF THIS IS OVER 9000
Stranger: NO
You: POTAOES
Stranger: ITS OVER
You: WHAAAA
Stranger: ....lazy eight.
You: aaa
You: ahhhh
Stranger: POTATOES HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED.
You: TO GOD
Stranger: FUCK YES.
Stranger: WITH YOUR SOUL
You: FUCK THE POTATOES
Stranger: AND MY BUTTERY MEG WHITMAN
You: WITH MY PREGNANT CAT
Stranger: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD.
You: FUCK THE WORLD
Stranger: YES.
You: I WANNA HAVE A SPOCK
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: *GIVES SPOCK&
Stranger: **
You: LET BUTTER RULE THE WORLD
You: OMFG A SPOCK
You: MUST LEARN KLINGON
Stranger: WE CAN HAVE BLUEAVATARMAJIKULPONYHORNY3HEADEDSHARKNOSELESSBUTTERYMEGWHITMANSOUL BABIES.
You: OMG
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: AT THIS RATE
You: I JUST DIED ALITTLE INSIDE
Stranger: WE CAN- LOLLOLOOL
You: LOLOL
Stranger: WE CAN RAGE INTO...
Stranger: UH
You: SUPER MODE
Stranger: WHERE CAN WE RAGE INTO
You: LIKE IN MARIO BROS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: SUPER MODE
Stranger: AND
You: I CALL LUGI
Stranger: SMASH...
Stranger: PEOPLE.
You: WITH HAMMER
Stranger: ... ALOT.
Stranger: I GUESS.
Stranger: FINE.
You: OMFG DONKEY KONG ITS ON
Stranger: I CALL- LOLOOLOL DK
You: WITH A CHAINSAW
You: AND RAPE HIM WITH A RAKE
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: YESSS.
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Stranger: OKAY
You: AT THE SAME TIME
You: YESTERDAY
Stranger: WE SHALL HAVE BLUE ACIDIC BREAST MILK RAPED-WITH-A-RAKE CHAINSAW BUTTERED MEG WHITMAN 3 HEADED SHARK FIRE BREATHING SUPER SPOCK MODE WITH-A-SOUL BABIES.
You: IM GONNA GIVE BIRTH TO VOLDAMORTS SON HOLY SHIT
Stranger: WITH NO NOSES.
Stranger: LOL.
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
You: MIND IS BLOWN
Stranger: IKR
You: WE HAVE TO RECORD THIS FOR HISTORY
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: WAIT BRB
Stranger: WAIT ACTUALLY
You: AND FUTRUE CONSTURCTION MEN
Stranger: I TAKE THAT BACK
You: BACK TO THE FUTURE
You: WITH BLUE PEOPLE
Stranger: I AM ROOTED TO THE SPOT WITH MY HORNY BLUE MAJIKUL ADICIC ANITCIPATION.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OMG
You: HOLY SHIT
You: THATS LIKE INCEPITON2
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLLL
You: DOES WANT
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: YES VERY!
You: ON EBAY
You: WHICH WE JUST SOLD CRAIGLIST ON TO OMEGLE
You: LET THE MUTHER FUKING PISS BATTLE BEGIN
Stranger: YESSSSSS.
You: PEW PEW PEW
You: HAHAHAHAA
You: WELL MY MINDS GONE
You: MUST GO TALK TO CAT PEOPLE
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: can i have your email? you're amazing XD
You: IKR
You: ok
Stranger: XD
You: paddyneil@aol.com
Stranger: lol mine's hyperninjafennec@aim XD
Stranger: thank you :3
You: SEE U IN THE FUTURE DUDE
Stranger: YEEAH
You: CALL ME OBI WAN
Stranger: OKAY
You: FOR NOW
Stranger: AND REMEMBER
Stranger: ALWAYS BUTTER YOUR MEG WHITMANS.
You: LETS BLOW OUR MINDS
You: AHHAAHAAHHAHAH
You: MUHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
Stranger: HELL YES.
You: BRO 5
Stranger: * HIGHFIVES EPICLY*
You: AHFAHDHFIAHFNA'I EWGHasdjasighwg
You: I JUST DIED A LITTLE INSIDE
You: LOLOL
Stranger: xd
Stranger: *XD
You: SEE U IN YESTERDAY
Stranger: wait
You: BU BYE FOR NOW
Stranger: what is your name? |D
You: OBI WAN
Stranger: OH YEAH
Stranger: DUR.
You: LOL
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: MINE'S....
You: BU BYE
You: GODBERRY
Stranger: ACIDIC BREAST MILK.
You: DISH BRO
You: MAJOR DISH
You: LOL
Stranger: OR BUTTERY MEG WHITMAN, WHICHEVER IS FINE.
Stranger: BYE |D
You: I FEEL YEAH
You: BUY
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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So much win...
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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Yeah i think only a proud few could ever top that
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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I find it rather telling that you two think a bunch of back and forth caps screaming random shit is "win".
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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@Anna

well its not the worst thing you could spend your time doing
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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Well... it's not exactly win... but that didn't stop me from giggling like a little girl :D
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m 15
Stranger: u
You: m 40 Russia
You: YOU GIVE ME BLOWJORB?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i'm not gay
You: i doubt that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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ehhh. . . . . . . . .ok?
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