IRC ARCHIVE

[Anna]

[09:07] <Lightstriker> ...
[09:07] * Lightstriker headdesks
[09:07] <Lightstriker> and starts bleeding again.... goddamnit
[09:07] * Lightstriker is now known as LS|AFK
[09:08] <Anna> The idea that Lightstriker ACTUALLY banged his head against his desk and is now bleeding as a result makes me laugh.

[T-002]

talk about derail

<Chiiro> Should have just gone for the hot shower to begin with!
<Chiiro> But at least you know that till next time. :3
<_Lizzie_> That didn't immediately dislodge it.
<_Lizzie_> Anyway I'm too tired to stay awake now. Going to bed.
@Anna imagines Chiiro in hot shower... ¬.¬
<Anna> G'night, Lizzie.
* +_Lizzie_ (~GEAR-o-fw@CF4B0588.83294E1F.D5A27BF4.IP) Quit (Quit: For I will sit atop a throne of skulls!)
* Chiiro cough
<RavingManiac> :/
<Anna>
<Anna> Why so fucking GLUM, RM?
<Chiiro> Admittedly since I'm so hot any shower I'm in is a hot shower!
* Chiiro rimshot
<Anna> This is true, Chiiro. This is true.
<Chiiro> As true as the sun rising in the west and setting in the east!
<Swamp_Fox_ALPHA> Which doesn't happen around here.
<Swamp_Fox_ALPHA> Actually, it doesn't even rise in the East around here.
<RavingManiac> <Why> Well, there's this girl...
<RavingManiac> Nah, just kidding
<Chiiro> Break your compass and turn 180 degrees then. >:|
<RavingManiac> I'm like this all the time
<Anna> Why so serious?
<BoVinE> Hey, why's it called the xbox 360?
* @Anna snerks.
<DanHawking> That's how much it costs in post to send it back to Microsoft to fix it?
<BoVinE> because you turn 360 degrees and walk away!
<Anna> If you turn 360 degrees, you walk right into it.
* @DanHawking[Aralonia] slaps Bovine
<DanHawking> Yeaaaaaaaaaah

You turn 360 degrees and MOONwalk away. ^^

[lightstriker]

7:36 Anna Anyway, I'm heading to bed now.
7:36 Arcalane kill process
7:36 Shogoll I'm raging so hard
7:36 Arcalane NOW
7:36 Lightstriker oh well, time to go to "la escuela"...
7:36 Anna See you guys later.
7:36 Lightstriker cyas
7:36 Arcalane night
7:36 Lightstriker lol
7:37 Shogoll ffs I'm listening to Jimi Hendrix
7:37 *** Anna is now known as Anna|Sleep
7:37 *** Lightstriker is now known as LSchooling

that was some crazy sychronization right there...
please note this all took place in a period of ~15-25 seconds...

[Kaelis]

20:12 ~Anna • I know I've seen furry pr0n of dragons having sex with the exhaust pipes of cars. o_o That was odd.
20:12 LS|CoH • O.o
20:12 Hades_ • ...
20:12 Lord-GeneralThunder • ...
20:12 Hades_ • Link?

...

20:17 ~Anna • Hades: Google turned up a link, if you really want it.
20:17 ~Anna • No, I'm not kidding.
20:18 LS|CoH • Oo
20:18 Kaelis|busy is betting on Hades wanting the link
20:18 Hades_ • ?
20:18 Kaelis|busy • But through pm.
20:18 Hades_ • Ah yes.
20:18 Hades_ • uh
20:18 ~Anna • I am, right now, looking at a picture of dragons having sex with a car's tailpipe. See Arca, this is why people have bad impressions of furries. This, and the whole "fursecution" business. Thank God you're one of the good ones.
20:18 Hades_ • uhhh
20:18 Hades_ • Sure?

20:19 ~Anna • I'll link it in here. GIANT NSFW TAGS MOTHERFUCKERS IF YOU CLICK THE LINK WITHOUT READING THIS WARNING YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT *link was here, but not a chance* GIANT NSFW TAGS MOTHERFUCKERS IF YOU CLICK THE LINK WITHOUT READING THIS WARNING YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT
20:20 Hades_ • Damn you Kano! Now I have an image.
20:20 Hege • .....Why is it that when I'm consentraded on something for about hour or two and come back to check whats going on on the chat, I regret doing it.
20:20 Hades_ • ...
20:20 Kanosint • Ooooh <3
20:20 Latooni • DIE ZEEK BASTARDS
20:20 Kanosint • My job is done
20:20 Hades_ • I'll never be able to look at dragons again.
20:20 Chiiro • I don't think that's much of a problem Hades.
20:20 Kanosint • Tsk, that pic isn't that bad
20:20 Chiiro • You don't see them a whole lot.
20:21 Lord-GeneralThunder burns the pic
20:21 Hege • That image is a classic
20:21 Hades_ • Thanks for the link, Anna. I'm going to save it
20:21 Lord-GeneralThunder • with fire...
20:21 Chiiro • also the pic is sorta hilarious
20:21 Kanosint • Yeah :3
20:21 Chiiro • Facial expression of the dragon is priceless.
20:21 Kaelis|busy • ...im definately in a wrong crowd

[ArcaneDude]

EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE

[Master Chief]

[09:07] <Lightstriker> ...
[09:07] * Lightstriker headdesks
[09:07] <Lightstriker> and starts bleeding again.... goddamnit
[09:07] * Lightstriker is now known as LS|AFK
[09:08] <Anna> The idea that Lightstriker ACTUALLY banged his head against his desk and is now bleeding as a result makes me laugh.

Remember this?

Now get this.

[21:51] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:51] <Lightstriker> ....
[21:51] <Lightstriker> .....
[21:51] <Lightstriker> GAH!!!!!!
[21:51] * Lightstriker screams and smashes his head into a wall
[21:52] <MC> Are you bleeding yet again?
[21:52] <Lightstriker> prolly
[21:52] <Lightstriker> ...yup

Dammit, Lightstriker, stop making us laugh.

[AidanAdv]

13:08 DanHawking[Aralonia] sighs at the quality shift
13:08 DanHawking[Aralonia] Then again, my ships were never good anyway
13:08 Lightstriker welcome to my life
13:08 DanHawking[Aralonia] At least they're better than yours.
13:08 Lightstriker very true thatr
13:08 Lightstriker *that
13:09 danny420dale <DanHawking> Then again, my ships were never good anyway <== /me whaps Ara with a dildo 'They were good enough for me!'
13:09 DanHawking[Aralonia] AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
13:09 DanHawking[Aralonia] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
13:10 DanHawking[Aralonia] sets himself on fire yelling "I'M UNCLEAN"
13:10 danny420dale hey, it's what I grabbed
13:10 Anna|AFK At least it wasn't a recently used dildo.
13:10 Anna|AFK Right?
13:10 danny420dale naw
13:10 *** Anna|AFK is now known as Anna
13:10 Kanosint Hi Seraph
13:10 DanHawking[Aralonia] at times like this i don't care get it off
13:10 Anna Hay, Kanosint. :3
13:11 Swamp_Fox_BETA hands Ara a bottle of bleach
13:11 Kanosint You know Ara, I read that as 'I don't care, get me off'
13:11 Anna lol
13:11 DanHawking[Aralonia] just dies.
13:12 Swamp_Fox_BETA Wimp.
13:12 Kanosint I was about to say... "Well, you got the Dildo right there o_O"
13:12 DanHawking[Aralonia] ...
13:12 DanHawking[Aralonia] They don't work like that

[Aralonia]

[19:50] Natan_J: wow, it really is quiet in here lately
[19:50] Natan_J: did someone die or something?
[19:51] Darkship: yes i killed them >_>
[19:51] * _Lizzie_ hacks off Darkship's head
[19:51] _Lizzie_: No I killed them.
[19:51] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: They were quite tasty too.
[19:51] Natan_J: *sigh* how big a mess is there?
[19:51] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: =)
[19:51] * Darkship 's falls off cackling
[19:51] Darkship: darkship's head
[19:51] _Lizzie_: Natan: Quite big
[19:52] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: Ignore the bite marks, if you will.
[19:52] * Natan_J grabs his zombie-mop and gets to work.
[19:52] * Darkship points to the fountain of blood erupting from his neck
[19:52] *** Natan_J is now known as Natan_J|JanitorZombie.
[19:53] * Natan_J|JanitorZombie takes out his bazooka and blows Darkships body to pieces, to keep the bloody mess from spreading.
[19:53] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: So, to keep the blood from spreading, you splatter the body all over the room? o_O
[19:53] Darkship: oh boo now my body parts are all over the walls
[19:53] Natan_J|JanitorZombie: well, now it's burning, so it helps.
[19:54] _FireStorm_: flamethrower!
[19:54] Darkship: I guess zombies can't resist the smell of burning flesh
[19:54] * Swamp_Fox_ALPHA starts staring at FS, licking his teeth occasionally
[19:55] * _FireStorm_ cleanses SF with fire
[19:55] _Lizzie_: <Darkship> I guess zombies can't resist the smell of burning flesh < Neither can humans
[19:55] _Lizzie_: We love the smell of burning cow flesh
[19:55] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: Aaaaand now I need to grow more fur. Thanks.. =|
[19:56] _FireStorm_: burnt fur is just so appetizing though
[19:56] Darkship: ah true enough
[20:00] * Natan_J|JanitorZombie grabs his Zombie-Febreeze and starts spraying away.
[20:02] Natan_J|JanitorZombie: Well, Lizzie, it looks like I'll have to re-paint everything, completely re0surface the kitchen and dining area, replace all the old furniture, re-do all the flooring, tiles, carpet and all, as well as replace the ceiling, and re-shingle the roof
[20:02] Natan_J|JanitorZombie: I hope you're happy
[20:02] _Lizzie_: It's what Arc pays you for in brainz
[20:02] _Lizzie_: Brainz I harvest BTW.
[20:02] * Natan_J|JanitorZombie likes brains.
[20:03] _Lizzie_: Do you want more brainz?
[20:03] *** [1]Mtheminja has joined #bsf.
[20:03] * Swamp_Fox_ALPHA stands guard in front of the back room and growls
[20:03] MiriHawke: FUCK, A ZOMBIE
[20:03] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: No touchy back room.
[20:03] *** Natan_J|JanitorZombie has been kicked from #bsf by MiriHawke: BEAM SHOTRIFLE
[20:03] *** Natan_J|JanitorZombie has joined #bsf.
[20:03] Natan_J|JanitorZombie: *ahem* when I said "I hope you're happy", I forgot to add "Cause I sure am!" to the end
[20:03] _Lizzie_: Miri he's the Janitor, you ditz
[20:03] MiriHawke: I don't care, it's a zombie
[20:04] * Natan_J|JanitorZombie pulls out his Zombie-bazooka, and explosively smacks Ara in the head with a zombie-missile.
[20:04] * MiriHawke dodges.
[20:04] *** Mtheminja has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds).
[20:04] *** [1]Mtheminja is now known as Mtheminja.
[20:04] * MiriHawke pulls out a flashlight and points it at Natan.
[20:04] MiriHawke: MIRI BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
[20:04] *** Natan_J|JanitorZombie has been kicked from #bsf by MiriHawke: $generic_destructive_attack
[20:04] *** Natan_J|JanitorZombie has joined #bsf.
[20:04] * Natan_J|JanitorZombie pulls the remote-trigger just as the missile arcs back at Ara.
[20:05] MiriHawke: HISATSU
[20:05] *** Mode change "+b MiriHawke!*@*" for channel #bsf by MiriHawke.
[20:05] MiriHawke: ...
[20:05] MiriHawke: Whoops
[20:05] * _Lizzie_ stares blankly at you all.
[20:05] Natan_J|JanitorZombie: ...
[20:05] _Lizzie_: Dumbass.
[20:05] DoubleThink:
[20:05] DoubleThink: Impressive
[20:05] Swamp_Fox_ALPHA: ....
[20:05] MiriHawke: excuse me I'm laughing my ass off here

[Hades]

[20:38] <DanHawking> HNNNNNGH
[20:39] <Hades_> The bathroom is that way, Ara.
[20:39] * Hades_ points
[20:40] <_Lizzie_> lol

[FIREST0RM000]

<DoubleThink> Am I the only one that found the phrase "Is apparently a good actor, but only at playing female parts" riotously funny?
<Lightstriker> LD well, it's true...
<Lightstriker> *XD*
<Lightstriker> I've never been a male in any play I've been in...
<_Lizzie_> Really
<DoubleThink> I'm just thinking the phrasing was somewhat subpar.
<Lightstriker> ...right...
<_Lizzie_> Actually it could be mistook for a sexual comment
<_Lizzie_> If you added a "With" in there.
<Lightstriker> unintentional... I'll fix that...
<Lightstriker> alright, that should do it I think
<Anna> I am skilled at playing with female parts!
* ~Anna snerks.

IRC is just great

there's more:

* DanHawking[Aralonia] cues war reminiscing music and soft faraway sounds of ratatatata machine cannon fire
<DanHawking> I remember my first RP
<Anna> DoubleThink isn't, though. He's been in, like... two forum RPs on Wyrdysm, and that's it.
<DanHawking> It was back in '73
<DanHawking> the Communists were advancing
* ~Anna slaps Ara.
<DanHawking> okay fine, it was in 2002

[Magick]

<DoubleThink> Am I the only one that found the phrase "Is apparently a good actor, but only at playing female parts" riotously funny?
<Lightstriker> LD well, it's true...
<Lightstriker> *XD*
<Lightstriker> I've never been a male in any play I've been in...
<_Lizzie_> Really
<DoubleThink> I'm just thinking the phrasing was somewhat subpar.
<Lightstriker> ...right...
<_Lizzie_> Actually it could be mistook for a sexual comment
<_Lizzie_> If you added a "With" in there.
<Lightstriker> unintentional... I'll fix that...
<Lightstriker> alright, that should do it I think
<Anna> I am skilled at playing with female parts!
* ~Anna snerks.

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That is just way too funny.

[derekiv]

[2008-11-02 17:01:08] [INFO] Now logging to <file>.
[2008-11-02 17:01:08] [INFO] Channel view for ``#BSF'' opened.
[2008-11-02 17:01:09] -->| YOU (_Derek_) have joined #BSF
[2008-11-02 17:01:09] =-= Topic for #BSF is ``[#BSF - Battleships Forever! The super elitist IRC channel of elite people who are extremely elite and elitist.] Currently: v0.88 | Insert Witty/Motivational Quotation Here.''
[2008-11-02 17:01:09] =-= Topic for #BSF was set by Arcalane!~arcalane@Rizon-F476580E.cmbg.cable.ntl.com on Thursday, October 30, 2008 6:19:46 AM
[2008-11-02 17:01:14] <_Derek_> Hey lizzie
[2008-11-02 17:01:23] <_Derek_> your new avatar scares me
[2008-11-02 17:01:38] <_Derek_> it looks like it eats souls
[2008-11-02 17:02:06] <_Derek_> wait.... is anyone here
[2008-11-02 17:02:20] <_Derek_> hellloooooooooooooo
[2008-11-02 17:03:10] <_Derek_> is anyone here?
[2008-11-02 17:03:27] <_Derek_> anyone???
[2008-11-02 17:04:02] -->| Mtheminja (~Mtheminja@Rizon-85521F98.ok.shawcable.net) has joined #BSF
[2008-11-02 17:04:03] <_Derek_> why is no one here when I log on?
[2008-11-02 17:04:15] <--| Mtheminja has left #BSF
[2008-11-02 17:04:21] <_Derek_> see!
[2008-11-02 17:04:35] * _Derek_ rounds around in circles venting
[2008-11-02 17:04:46] * _Derek_ goes back to homework
[2008-11-02 17:06:45] <_Derek_> do I scare people?
[2008-11-02 17:13:07] <Lightstriker> ...XD
[2008-11-02 17:17:42] =-= Lightstriker was booted from #BSF by Siber (BE QUIET FOOL)
[2008-11-02 17:17:42] -->| Lightstriker (~Lightstri@Rizon-1754FEAB.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #BSF
[2008-11-02 17:22:18] <_Derek_> are you doing this on purpose?
[2008-11-02 17:24:09] * Siber takes pitty
[2008-11-02 17:24:26] <Siber> Really, I have nothing to say to you myself, but it was funny to watch.

and

<_Derek_> so only siber and lightstriker are actually here?
[2008-11-02 17:25:21] <Lightstriker> well, others are technically here
[2008-11-02 17:25:22] <Siber> There appear to be 16 people here
[2008-11-02 17:25:26] <Siber> Most of them are only lurking.
[2008-11-02 17:25:29] <Lightstriker> just not watching the forum methinks
[2008-11-02 17:25:36] <Lightstriker> ...curse my typing speed
[2008-11-02 17:25:37] * Swamp_Fox_BETA streaks through
[2008-11-02 17:25:49] * _Derek_ covers eyes
[2008-11-02 17:26:09] <Lightstriker> bow chicka waow waow?
[2008-11-02 17:26:25] -->| DoubleThink (~andersjac@28DA89AD.87F7C216.C30E5C40.IP) has joined #BSF
[2008-11-02 17:26:31] <_Derek_> I hate it when naked people dash through the forums
[2008-11-02 17:26:37] <Lightstriker> yes, quite
[2008-11-02 17:26:39] <DoubleThink> Um
[2008-11-02 17:26:44] <Lightstriker> and speaking of things I hate :p
[2008-11-02 17:26:46] <DoubleThink> I picked the wrong moment to join, didn't i?
[2008-11-02 17:26:51] <Swamp_Fox_BETA> Yup.
[2008-11-02 17:26:51] <_Derek_> XD

[Danny420Dale]

[22:36] <danny420dale> [22:26] <Grath> GIANT PURPLE PENIS
[22:36] <danny420dale> [22:26] * Lightstriker goes to his happy place
[22:36] <DanHawking[Aralonia]> Okay fine
[22:37] <DanHawking[Aralonia]> Danny, quote that
[22:37] <danny420dale> AWESOME!
[22:37] <Lightstriker> ...
[22:37] <Lightstriker> ......
[22:37] <Erin`Marias> XD
[22:37] <Lightstriker> your selective quoting skills astonish me

[Aralonia]

[20:36] * Siber has kicked Erin`Marias (Row Row Fight Tha Powah!)
[20:36] Hades_: hehe
[20:36] * Erin`Marias tackles Siber and sits on him. 3:
[20:36] Lightstriker: XD
[20:36] Hades_: Go Siber!
[20:36] DanHawking[Aralonia]: do the impossible/break the unbreakable
[20:36] Hades_: oh shit
[20:36] Erin`Marias: didn't your mom tell you not to hit girls? :|
[20:36] * Siber twitches
[20:36] Hades_: Uh, what?
[20:37] DanHawking[Aralonia]: [20:36] Erin`Marias: didn't your mom tell you not to hit girls? :| <-- I should not be laughing, I'm sorry
[20:37] DanHawking[Aralonia]: TRANSFOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM
[20:37] *** You are now known as MiriHawke.
[20:37] * MiriHawke sparkles.
[20:37] Latooni: ....
[20:37] * Latooni smacks Ara
[20:37] Siber: ...
[20:37] Erin`Marias: XD
[20:37] Hades_: XD
[20:37] Latooni: No matter if you crossdress
[20:37] Latooni: you're not a girl
[20:37] MiriHawke: Wtf, do you have that on ping or something
[20:37] Latooni: no
[20:37] Latooni: I just happened to be here
[20:37] Siber: Jeeze, do I have to bring a female character into this?

[FIREST0RM000]

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[21:26] <DanHawking> There's no such thing anyway
[21:26] <_FireStorm_> I figured it was all just a mean joke
[21:26] <DanHawking> It really is
[21:27] <_FireStorm_> was everyone in on it?
[21:27] <DanHawking> Pretty much, yeah
[21:27] <Soleil> Of course.
[21:27] <DanHawking> It's all a conspiracy
[21:27] <Hades_> Ineed.
[21:27] <Hades_> Indeed*
[21:27] <Lightstriker> pretty damn funny actually
[21:28] <_FireStorm_> so the other channel is just for you leet people then
[21:28] <Hades_> What other channek?
[21:28] <DanHawking> Wainsborough? Yeah
[21:28] <Hades_> Oh yes that one.
[21:29] <_FireStorm_> wait.  there is no other channel.  the conspieracy deepens
[21:29] <Erin> BB, got any links to recent fleets/ships of yours besides the Evlein?
[21:29] <Siber> There is no conspiracy!
[21:29] <Siber> Just a bandwagon.
[21:30] <Soleil> Elitism subwaves flow through the BSF chatrooms. You must be elite enough to detect them.
[21:30] <Erin> FAD: Ride bandwgon like mechanical bull.
[21:30] <Erin> ...bandwagon, even
[21:30] <_FireStorm_> if only that was true.  I know the secret.
[21:30] <DanHawking> There is no secret.
[21:30] <Siber> You think you know the secret
[21:30] <BadBoy> @Erin: No, I haven't been doing very much shipmaking for a while.
[21:30] <Hades_> Thinking is much more different from knowing.
[21:30] <_FireStorm_> I know I know the secret
[21:31] <Hades_> No. You are just insane.
[21:31] * Hades_ points and laughs
[21:31] <Soleil> You cannot begin to fathom the secrets of Wydysm, Firestorm.
[21:31] <Siber> YOU DON'T KNOW MY SECRETS!
[21:31] <_FireStorm_> that is a distinct possibility
[21:31] * @Siber runs off into a corner and cries
[21:31] * Hades_ points and laughs at Siber
[21:31] * _FireStorm_ feels bad now
[21:31] <Erin> BB; your point? :p
[21:31] <Hades_> oh shit... he has ops.
[21:31] * Hades_ was kicked by Siber (Smooth move)
[21:31] * _FireStorm_ laughs at hades
[21:31] * Hades_ (~Hades@Rizon-45253790.bham.res.rr.com) has joined #BSF
[21:32] * _FireStorm_ laughs at hades
[21:32] <Lightstriker> XD
[21:32] <Hades_> Haha. I was expecting that.
[21:32] * You were kicked by DanHawking[Aralonia] (you don't get to laugh at anyone)
[21:32] * Attempting to rejoin channel #BSF
[21:32] * Rejoined channel #BSF
[21:32] <Siber> ITS MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!
<Erin> liar
[21:32] <Lightstriker> ...there is a god... and his name is apparently Aralonia according to the way that this train of thought is progressing
[21:32] <Lightstriker> ...I believe I was just sacraligeous
[21:32] * @Siber has kicked Erin`Marias (Row Row Fight Tha Powah!)
[21:32] <Hades_> hehe
[21:33] * ~Erin`Marias tackles Siber and sits on him. 3:<
[21:33] <Lightstriker> XD
[21:33] <Hades_> Go Siber!
[21:33] <DanHawking> do the impossible/break the unbreakable
[21:33] <Hades_> oh shit
[21:33] <Erin> didn't your mom tell you not to hit girls? :|
[21:33] * @Siber twitches