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ITT: We troll Omegle

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1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Troll
3. Post results
4. ???
5. PROFIT



You: Hi.
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: Are you wearing space pants?
You: nope
You: got a pair though
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: I'm 19/m/DA MOOOOOOON
Stranger: sup baby? ;)
You: 19/f/Mexico
You: small town called Rehtom Ruoy
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: I've never heard of it :/
You: yeah, it's hard to find a map with it on it :(
Stranger: that's unfortunate
You: yeah
You: also, the town name, reverse the letters.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sry, drunk.
You: you've been trolled
You: good day to you :)
You have disconnected.

I've used the Rehtom Ruoy line so many times, yet no-one's figured it out till i tell them.
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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That's not trolling. That's not even funny. That's fucking sad. You are a sad person.
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I never said i was GOOD at it.

Also, post some trolling of your own. That's why i made the thread.
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No. I have better things to do with my time.
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Fapping can wait, bro.
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You: Sup.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Yes.
Stranger: ?
You: .
Stranger: m or f?
You: Yes.
You: Hello.
Stranger: horny m lookin for horny f with skype. tell skype name
You: Yeah no.
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Trolling Omegle is like trying to troll a room full of retards. It's rarely produces entertaining results.
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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You gotta try harder.
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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Says the guy who thinks "Trolling" is typing "Your Mother" backwards and then yelling "lol u got trolled" and running away.
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Says the guy who can't even accomplish something as easy as that.
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Of course I can do that. But why would I want to? It's not amusing.
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ITT: I argue with Anna that trolling Omegle properly can produce excellent results.
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Well then how about you demonstrate? I've already posted two logs, you've posted one, and mine are just as hilarious as yours. (i.e. none of them are funny)
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wat r u..?
You: Homo sapiens sapiens.
Stranger: oh realy fuuny..
Stranger: bio student eh?
You: I can tell you're not an English student, that's for sure.
Stranger: hahhahahaa...so u r a english student?
Stranger: is it?
Stranger: r u multi taented.?
Stranger: sorry talented
You: I'm a college professor with a PhD in Biology and a Masters in English Lit.
Stranger: omg...! r u sure...
Stranger: u don't u don't lie,,.?
Stranger: r8.!
Stranger: doctr.ur name plzz?
You: lolno I'm an unemployed nerd
You: Seriously though, type better.
Stranger: yeah my keyboard has a problm.plzz adjus.
Stranger: so u ll be intersting..
Stranger: m/f?
You: Yes.
Stranger: mmm..nice to meet u..u sud be around some 30s ..r8?
You: What the fuck is "r8" meant to mean? That would be pronounced "rate". Not "right". You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
You: I am a 34 year old woman with two kids.
Stranger: short form of right..watz der in that..
You: And my fucking kids can write better than you.
Stranger: don get tensed not good for health.
You: Shut up you little brat or I'll spank you.
Stranger: so wat am not bothered
Stranger: hahahahhaaa..come on do it..
Stranger: u are a pschyco..a litrature pschyo
Stranger: are u?
You: Yes.
Stranger: too much studies spoils ur mind..
Stranger: ur kids are gonna suffer alot.
You: I'm going to find out where you live and slit your throat with my copy of Macbeth.
Stranger: hahahahahaha...reallly am in india.are u gonna come..r8 r8 r8 r8..?
You: Oh well, that explains everything.
Stranger: found the reason mam..?
You: You're in India. I have yet to see an Indian who can speak coherent English.
Stranger: knw wat mam ve indians do pronounce well than u guys..do agree..?
You: No, wait, I lie, there are plenty of Indians who can read and write English, you're just an idiot.
Stranger: thnq..am i making u tensed?
You: No. I'm totally relaxed.
Stranger: is it..i don make u..?comfrtble with me?
You: I'm very comfortable.
Stranger: wat an intro with u mam..?
Stranger: thnq.
You: Would you like to suck my penis?
Stranger: ask ur mother to do that..
Stranger: won u?
Stranger: takin a lot tym to typ.?
You: I'm just waiting for you to say something coherent.
Stranger: wat do u want me to suck u..ask ur parents to do that..
Stranger: not me..u sud ve applid for phd in sexology .mised it?
You: Oh man, I've got like three PhDs in Sexology.
You: I am the Sexmaster.
You: All the bitches be jumpin' on my dick and shit.
Stranger: is it ..?i don think so ..do u want me to belive that?
You: asl!?!?!!?!?!?! u no i can type like dis 2 r8?
You: lololol
You: Believe what I tell you! I never lie.
You: I'm a 34 year old woman with two children with a PhD and a Master's degree who teaches college, is unemployed, and gets bitches all over her dick.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: ITT: We troll Omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: good mornin'
You: Good afternoon!
Stranger: dang, i'm so far behind... I guess i missed most of my day
You: Clearly you did. Clearly you did.
You: So, what's up?
Stranger: not a whole lot really
Stranger: just putting off sleeping at this point, evn thuogh it is 3:30 in the morning
You: And you're on Omegle?
Stranger: yeah, i do this sometimes when i'm bored
You: Ah.
You: You would need to be bored, yes.
Stranger: i don't get out much since i've been living in this city for about a month, so i just talk to people online randomly
You: so hay wanna cyber lol
Stranger: depends, i'm male
Stranger: btw, i've never cybered, xD
You: Well that's convenient, so am I. Clearly we were made for each other, both being male and all.
Stranger: yes, no one can ever stop are completely consensual dirty talk over the internet, no one
You: Absolutely.
You: ... I was actually expecting you to have quit by now. Most people run away by this point.
Stranger: lol, it's only coz i'm accepting of different types of people
You: Are you willing to try new things?
You: :D
You: It's okay baby, I'll be gentle.
Stranger: i'm not sure if I'm ready for it though
You: Of course you're ready!
Stranger: ... i'm not sure if i should be arroused, or freaked out by the idea of being aroused
You: Both. The answer is both. That's the sexiest reaction.
Stranger: if you say so
Stranger: but i think we just crossed a line i'm not sure if we can go back over
You: I dunno. I think you can still turn back before I dress you up in pink girl's clothing and make you my bitch.
Stranger: i'm not too fond of pink though, can we go with purple at least, somewhat feminine, but royal as well?
You: Ohhh... that works fine too.
You: Okay, so you're my little bitch and you're wearing a pretty purple dress. I shall call you Princess, and you'll call me Daddy. Sound good Princess?
Stranger: yes daddy ; D
You: I have been out-trolled. I did not expect anyone to ever go along with this.
You: You win, sir.
You: You win.
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: AMERICA?
Stranger: Australia
You: ...
You: AMERICA?
Stranger: No darling - AUSTRALIA
You: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Stranger: That's splendid.
Stranger: I've been loving you too.
Stranger: But not so long.
You: We're no strangers too love.
You: You know the rules, and so do I.
Stranger: Only for a few minutes, when I spied your unique use of capital letters.
Stranger: I certainly know the rules.
Stranger: I invented them.
You: That's lovely.
Stranger: Let's get married.
You: Will we have a nice house with a white picket fence?
You: And 2.5 children?
Stranger: We will have a big Hefner mansion with waterfalls and bunnies.
Stranger: And maybe some children.
Stranger: And llamas.
You: Awesome.
Stranger: O love me some llamas.
You: What about mudkips?
Stranger: Are you a a boy or girl, sweetchops?
You: I am one or the other, yes.
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: We're made for eachother.
You: We have so much in common!
Stranger: I never deramed I could be so happy.
Stranger: *dreamed
Stranger: Although deramed sounds pretty good too.
You: It's truly a Christmas miracle.
Stranger: Stranger?
Stranger: Have you forsaken me?
You: No, I'm still here.
Stranger: Are you talking to someone more interesting?
Stranger: Is hse prettier than me?
Stranger: *sobs*
You: More interesting than you? Certainly not.
Stranger: *she
You: There there.
You: *pats*
Stranger: *little girly sniffles*
Stranger: *produces floral hanky*
Stranger: Do you have a cat?
You: I do.
You: Do you like cats?
Stranger: Please tell me about your cat.
You: She's cute and white with little patches of gold and she loves to be played with.
Stranger: What is this excellent cat's name?
You: Her name is Tenshi.
Stranger: Tenshi!
Stranger: Wonderful name.
Stranger: I myself have two cats.
You: Do tell me about them.
Stranger: THere is Ellie, who is very pretty and silver grey, but sadly she is a complete moron.
Stranger: Then there is Kate, who is maniacal and violent.
Stranger: On the weekend I changed her name to Lady Catherine and declared her to be the Duchess of Cambridge.
Stranger: This seems to have calmed her down considerably.
You: Oh my, that's adorable.
Stranger: Everything has been put right.
You: Wonderful!
You: Sounds like a happy ending.
Stranger: It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Stranger: Lovely to talk to you, mysterious well spoken person of the internet.
You: Lovely speaking with you also.
You: One day I will find and marry you, and we'll never know.
You: We'll never know that we'd met before.
Stranger: And we will both be so happy - you, me, tenshi, Ellie nad her ladyship.
Stranger: *and
Stranger: Hopefully I will learn to type correctly before we exchange vows.
You: Hopefully. <3 Farewell, sweet stranger.
Stranger: Goodnight sweetie. xxx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't even know what this was, but it entertained me.
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