Omegle?

[maarten]

Posting the entire conversation would stretch this page beyond arbitrary regulations. On a side note, did you have anything to add or are you just trolling like usually?

Just trolling.
EDIT: Why the fuck did you give me the new title, come on I would require a totally new custom title. I am way more anyoing the others.

[derekiv]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 你好？
Stranger: hi
You: 你说不说中文吗？
You: 你说不说中文？
Stranger: 你知道我是中国人
Stranger: ??
You: cool
You: your first person who nows how to speak chinese
Stranger: 为什么呢?
You: gtg
Stranger: you are not chinese?
You: I'm not
Stranger: where are you from?
You: just take it as a foriegn language
You: USA
Stranger: oh so cool
You: 中文很有意思
Stranger: you can speak chinese ?
You: a little bit
Stranger: have you ever been to china ?
You: no
You: unfortuneatly
Stranger: you love china?
You: I like the culture, but not the government
Stranger: why?
Stranger: our goverment is so great
You: tienamen square
You: tibet
Stranger: i like tebet too
You: also, I'm against communism, but that's just a matter of principle
Stranger: it doesn't matter
You: let's talk about another topic
Stranger: ok
You: heard of the game Battleships Forever?
Stranger: no
You: check it out: wyrdysn.com
You: *wyrdysm
Stranger: i didn't play a game
You have disconnected.

Yeah for meaningful conversation.
(this was the fourth conversation I started with 你好 that people didn't quit out of)

[maarten]

Well I just tried this out, and this is what happend:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: 15/m?holland
Stranger: wrong answer
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Even shorter:

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Stranger: hi, asl?
You: 15/m/holland
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And Canadian Emo:

Some questions etc etc
Then the question about a depresion; I said no asked: you?
She said Real bad and then:

Stranger: yeh..and it's really bad
You: sorry for ya
Stranger: i tried comitting suicide 9 TIMES!!
You: not beleving
You: still
You: how?
You: sorry just curious
Stranger: well, twice by burning my wrists till i bleed as soon as i cutt my wrists
Stranger: cutting fur times
Stranger: jumping out of the window
You: how high?
Stranger: three floors P: not alot, so i failed
You: broke something I quess?
Stranger: nope..fell on some snow
You: Idiot
You: sorry....
Stranger: its ok, it was fun though P: lol
Stranger: anyway
You: can Imagine that
You: So...five flours next time?
You: Sorry I am in such a anyoing mood
Stranger: twice i tried stabing myself, but the knife didnt go deep enough igot scared
maby 36 next tim P:
Stranger: how about this:
Stranger: CHICKEN FUCKER!!
Stranger: MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger: DOG FUCKER!!
You: What the fuck?
Stranger: FUCKER!!!
Stranger: I AM BORED
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: k..
Stranger: done
You: Me too but I am not cursing
Stranger: so..
You: you do this irl too?
Stranger: hu?
You: In Real Live
You: the cursing
You: out of boredom
Stranger: depends P:
Stranger: no
You: So... I am a living person don't curse to me!
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sorry for not quoting entire conversation but it was just way too long.

So that's what I did in one evening.

[warhammer651]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asll?
Stranger: 15 girl germany
You: no i don't know american sign language
You: : )
You: and there are two l s
Stranger: oh rigth..
Stranger: *right
Stranger: ^^
You: what does the second one stand for?
Stranger: sexual
Stranger: so boy or girl?`
You: tranie
Stranger: what?
You: no koke
You: *joke
You: transvestite
You: ....
You: *initiate awkward silence*
Stranger: what? thats a joe.. im sure:P
Stranger: *joke
You: believe what you want to believe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lulz

small excerpt from last conversation:

You: seen any good movies?
Stranger: all movies are good ^^
You: starship troopers
You: that movie ssucked
Stranger: don't know that
You: don't watch it
You: IT WILL SHATTER YOUR SANITY

[Aaganrmu]

You: seen any good movies?
Stranger: all movies are good ^^
You: starship troopers
You: that movie ssucked
Stranger: don't know that
You: don't watch it
You: IT WILL SHATTER YOUR SANITY

HEY! NO DISSIN' STARSHIP TROOPERS!

But on a more related note, it surprises me there aren't any spambots on there yet. It wouldn't be too hard to make a bot which connects, says 'upgrade your love weapon to fight better in the year 2009'*, leaves a link and disconnects.

Just make it connect not to often too avoid self-spam, and PROFIT!

Maybe that's what they're waiting for, just to announce 'the world is a rotten place' and close up.

*actual spam quote

[ArcaneDude]

There *are* spam bots in there. Just look at the second conversation in my second post here.

EDIT:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: FROM?
You: SOMEWHERE
You: Belgium.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Do not konw the place
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am unsurprised yet offended.

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Stranger: asly
You: Anal Sex Lubricant. What to I win?
You: *do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi wanker
You: Well hey there hillbilly
You: How's your caravan doing?
Stranger: go crawl back your mama's ass faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Succesfull troll is succesfull. Either of both, at least.

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Stranger: black or white choose one
You: I say white.
Stranger: ok thanks
Stranger: now black is 8 white is 7
Stranger: by
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone sure has time to spare.

[Verminator]

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Stranger: hi
You: IT'S TIME TO TALK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: asl?
You: FUCK YOU I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE
You: WHERE ARE THE DRUGS
Stranger: ok
Stranger: in my bag
You: GIVE THEM TO ME
Stranger: em no i want them
You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i was gna say u cud share a joint with me
Stranger: bt nyway
You: WHAT IS YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN THE ILLEGAL COLUMBIAN DRUGS CARTEL
Stranger: nah i get mine in dublin
You: LIAR
You: YOU'RE GOING DOWN PUNK
Stranger: no serious
You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
You: OK POKEMONS
Stranger: punk? wat age r u frm? de freakin dinosoures?
You: I WILL SHOOT YOU
You: SHOOT YOU WITH MY GUN
Stranger: em i duno wat pokemon is
Stranger: ok u do dat
You: *BANG*
You: YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT
Stranger: ouch
You: You are DEAD
You: DEAD!
Stranger: k

You: dinosaurs
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do u wanna talk about sex?
You: no.
You: dinosaurs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY
Stranger: asl
You: MY
You: LITTLE
You: PONY
You: YAAAAAAY
Stranger: little????
You: MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTE PONY
You: DO YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY
Stranger: i love my big ass
You: YOU SAID A BAD WORD
You: I AM ONLY FIVE
You: I WILL TELL THE POLICE MEN WHAT YOU SAID
You have disconnected

You: PONIES
Stranger: asv?
You: 4/f/vietnam
Stranger: so young
You: ARE YOU AMERICAN
Stranger: no french
You: MOMMY SAYS YOUR COUNTRY ENSLAVED MINE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: BALLS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MelvinVm]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I'll take two, please.
Stranger: To go.
You: Two nuclear bombs coming up
Stranger: I SAID CRYSTAL METH.
Stranger: I want a refund
You: 2 nuclear bombs and 2 crystal meths in a can coming up
Stranger: Nuclear bombs better be on the house.
You: Yes
You: refund bonus
You: Where are you going to drop em?
Stranger: The states, and the UK.
Stranger: That would make the world alot more peaceful, I reckon
You: Great!
You: I support you at that
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: Where are you fromz?
You: Holland, the country of haters
You: Just a question, you aren't called Verminator, are you?
Stranger: Hah!
Stranger: Iceland, country of haters.
Stranger: Verminator, no, no I am not.
Stranger: You're not jewish are you?
You: I have no religion, screw religion
Stranger: Yay!
You: Specially the islam
You: Wow, I finally managed ot have a conversation over 10 minutes before people go talk like they are gay or tranny!
You: Now lets see how this one goes
Stranger: Can I see yourp enis?
You: Of course
Stranger: Score.
You: B===D
Stranger: HOT.
Stranger: Not very big though
Stranger: Mine's like B====D
You: Cool
You: im a gay man, blowjob, NOW
Stranger: I'd love to
Stranger: but now I want to kill myself
Stranger: brb suicide.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My greetings to you, and may god bless you
Stranger: have web cam ?
You: None, I have, you?
Stranger: are u female ?
You: ARE YOU IN FOR SOME WEBCAM SEX?
Stranger: of coursse
You: Im female, my good sir, 20 years old
You: have a curved figure with nice breasts
You: I have one pic of myself
Stranger: send me
You: http://media.canada.com/6c8714d8-471c-4 ... _babes.jpg Im the upper one, I do bikini wrestling in california, its quite a good sport
Stranger: have messenger adress
You: Im sorry, no, I have no messenger except omegle
You: Im only on the computer this day, each week
You: However,if you send me yours, I can add you to IM when I got my new laptop tomorrow!
Stranger: is facebook possible ?
Stranger: =)
You: Nope, im sorry
You: Rules are strict here
You: Im being trained very strictly
Stranger: http://www.arkamarka.com/photos/c273e3a ... 80bth.jpeg
You: This wrestling makes money
Stranger: thats me
You: Great, looks like you live in a big city
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where are you
You: In california, in the bus with my friends, one of them thinks you are hot
Stranger: thank u =)
Stranger: im football player
You: Cool!
You: You are a sporty one like me!
Stranger: yeah =)
Stranger: no cigarette !
You: Yes! thats more like it!
Stranger: but alchool..=)
You: Alcohol can't hurt!
Stranger: i know =)
You: I havent been on the highest drunk level there
You: I didnt end up in a stranger's bed
Stranger: =)
Stranger: add me on messenger
You: I will, but I have to go now, BECAUSE SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
You have disconnected.

Most successful conversation! this wacko actually SHOWED HIMSELF

Current milestone, letting someone show a pic of him/herself in the conversation seriously.
Try to beat me there! haha!

[DeathsHand]

Where's the love for Xenu?

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You: Glory unto Xenu!
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Stranger: hi there
You: Praise Xenu!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hege]

Well I think I'll give it a..--

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Stranger: WILLY?
You: WALDO?
Stranger: i found himz.
You: You did?
You: He's the one next to the bald guy, right?
Stranger: Yeah, the one that looks like a skinhead? with the Swazstika tatoo? hes on the wagon behind that guy
You: I thought that was Hitler reincarnate.
Stranger: HOLY SHIT JENKINS
Stranger: I THINK WEVE STUMBLED ONTO SOMETHING
You: COINSIDENCE? I THINK NOT!
Stranger: HERE HERE! a toast to Dr.Finklestein! (you)
You: Why yes, a toast for our greatest invention!
Stranger: Discovery, get it right you fucking douche.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:

[Isu]

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Stranger: yooo
You: come to the darkside. we have cookies!
Stranger: omg fudge?
You: YAH!
Stranger: omggggggggggggggggg
Stranger: i <3 fudge cookies!
You: RELEASE YOUR RAEJ AND CLAIM YOUR COOKIES!
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He's probably unleashing his raej right now.

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Stranger: hi
You: Come to the darkside. We have cookies!
Stranger: i'm already there and i have cookies ^^
You: Oh.
You: well then.
You have disconnected.

I feel sheepish...

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You: Come to the darkside. We have cookies!
Stranger: where is cookies
Stranger: ı can't see
You: then you are not worthy.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: heey
Stranger: what's up ?
You: Nm,
Stranger: where from ?
You: The ocean.
Stranger: cool .
You: I'm an octopus, you see.
Stranger: hahahah, i see
Stranger: i'm from brazil ¬¬
You: Hm,
You: What's it like living on land?
You: are you there, landweller?
Stranger: well.. i don't like so much
You: Hm,
You: Well living at the bottom of the ocean is quite interesting. You should try it sometime.
Stranger: i want grow up and go live in usa or some other place
You: Interesting!
Stranger: i like australia
You: I'd like to live under the north pole,
Stranger: wooow
You: or possibly the mariana trench,
Stranger: can be great
You: Yeah, from what I hear
Stranger:
You: I'm chomping on a crunchy oyster right now.
You: Mmmm, delicious
Stranger: wooow.. great ! hahah
You: I also like bananas.
Stranger: how old are u ?
You: 3 years old, in my prime.
Stranger: i see
You: I'm one of the smaller species, you see.
Stranger: yeah
You: I like to play crab hockey.
You: I'm our reef's crab hockey team captain, in fact.
Stranger: cool!
You: Yeah, it's an awesome game.
You: It's the same as terrestrial hockey except underwater.
Stranger: ooh, i see
You: and also the fights are usually worse, but thats part of the fun.
Stranger: hahhahah
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Stranger: umut sarıkaya tipi mutsuzluk yaşatırım sana.
You: Oh really?
You: sarikaya umut tipi yasatirim mutsuzluk sana?
Stranger: yok yalancıktan
You: yalanciktan yok...
You: yok sarikaya tipi umut sana!
You: mutsuzluk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anyone know if i said something intelligible or even offensive?

[Nahki]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Y0
Stranger: ne yosu yaw
You: moauouou au
Stranger: daha evcilleşememiş bu
You: aaauuau hauuu maooo
Stranger: hpaoaaah
Stranger: hoaoaoa ouau
You: hooaooaoohuuhuhaa
Stranger: ohahaha
You: euuhhaaa ohahhah uhuhuhha
Stranger: uoaoao aoaoa
You: aol?
Stranger: oal?
You: lao?
Stranger: aolaloa?
You: lalalolola
Stranger: lolalalalaoaloa
You: OOOHOHOHH HAHAHHAL
Stranger: bi film vardı rrrr diye o geldi aklıma
You: moa oam aom amo oma
Stranger: eeee
You: rrrr
Stranger: dha daha neler oldu
You: dihli meor dihler drugh
Stranger: drug drug
You: hmm wow this conversation is awesome!!!
Stranger: i think so
You: can u understand it?
Stranger: u mean this symbols?
You: jeaaah
Stranger: i understand u
Stranger: cause i thin u re turk
You: nope im not
Stranger: ?
You: hmm can u speaaaak??? chinese?
Stranger: no but i want to learn it
You: and japanese?
Stranger: especially japanese
You: why do u want to learn t?
Stranger: cause i love japanese people very mucjh
You: hmm you don't have a name here so you can go away whit everything u say
You: this is fun...
Stranger: u re ri
Stranger: ght
You: ???
Stranger: this is fun
You: it is??? mamomomoaomh?
Stranger: oamamama
Stranger:
You: obama?
Stranger: yeah
You: great!!!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: take care this is really fun but its not for me
You: okay
Stranger: this is the advise of my friend
Stranger: bye
You: bye


awesomee

you have been arrested....

Stranger: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.
You: NO WAY U ARE UNDER ARREST!
Stranger: OH OFFICER WHAT DID I DO?!
You: BY ANY CHACE UR NAME IS VERMINATOR?!
Stranger: YES

[Droid]

I got a meaningful-ish conversation on my second try (first was a spambot).

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Stranger: lo
You: hm
Stranger: hm?
You: I'm trying to have a meaningful convo but I run into spambots
You: you're not a spambot right?
Stranger: noped
Stranger: lol
You: good. good
Stranger: 2x3 = ?
You: I'd guess 6 but that's probably a trick question
Stranger: 6 is correct
You: ah damn I overthought again
Stranger:
Stranger: so judging by your spelling grammar and use of words
Stranger: i would say american
You: Canadian, actually, but I use American spelling online
You: because it's faster
Stranger:
Stranger: canada is great
Stranger: i spent my gap year there
You: excuse my stupidity but what's gap?
You:
Stranger: its a year out of education before college
You: ah
Stranger: its not really that popular in america or canada i don't think
You: yeah, I'm planning on going straight to post secondary after I graduate this year
Stranger: post secondary?
Stranger: 2nd year?
You: a catch term for college, university, trade school
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i am starting uni in september
Stranger: looking forward to it now
You:
Stranger: what you studying?
You: right now, nothing much - I'm still in high school, but I'm planning on going into sciences
You: you?
Stranger: graphic design
You: nice
Stranger: yea hopefully
Stranger: yay new star trek has finished downloading
Stranger: gunna go watch that
Stranger: good chat
You: yeah
You: enjoy your movie
Stranger: toodaloo
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[ArcaneDude]

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Am I emitting telepathic signals like 'geeet ooouuuuuut' or something?

[maarten]

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-porn link removed-.(Should now go and learn german to make sure this won't happen again)

I am sorry for this post and so it was edited.