Omegle?
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Omegle?
I don't know where to put it (i wish i could post it in existing topic), so im making a new thread.
http://omegle.com/
Amusing. Especially if you invent yourself a goal and try to achieve it, like having a meaningful conversation (HARD)
http://omegle.com/
Amusing. Especially if you invent yourself a goal and try to achieve it, like having a meaningful conversation (HARD)
Well, on my second try. There was this person bragging about the size of their e-dick, I ended off with
"Well, don't try to fuck my sister, or my brother, or my children or their children's childen's children. If you do, you will have a belly full of lead and a pool of your own blood to drown in."
He logged off after that.
"Well, don't try to fuck my sister, or my brother, or my children or their children's childen's children. If you do, you will have a belly full of lead and a pool of your own blood to drown in."
He logged off after that.
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Let's try that again...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You Got AIM
You: nope
Stranger: gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Maybe I should've cybered or something :/You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need.... pussy...
You: you want a cat?
Stranger: oh, real funny
Stranger: look if your not gonna give up the cooch then im goinna disconnect
Stranger: and it will be your loss
You: I'll be first
You have disconnected.
If I want to talk to persons I don't really know, I might as well start using IRC again. Crap/conversation ratio is (somewhat) lower there.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: WAAAZZZZZZuuuuuuuuuuuup
Stranger: lol
You: nothing
Stranger: im eating a begal
Stranger: lunch time
You: dang this is so funny
Stranger: where are you>
You: holland :p
Stranger: what same person
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really
You: ????
You: yeah im really in holland
Stranger: i just talked to a person from holland
Stranger: a second ago
Stranger: it was a female
You: nah this is like totally random so i don't think so
Stranger: so they said
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: im in the USA
Stranger: FL to be exact
You: cool
Stranger: that girl i was talking to from holland said she had the Swine flu
Stranger: have you herd of it?
You: yeah with all those mexicans who got it
Stranger: i would be carefull...if its hit your country already
You: well sorry i got to go again some friends want to go play Left for dead
Stranger: lol cool
Stranger: laterz
You: its probably not going to hit here and if it does i live 100 meters from a hospital
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: your in range
Stranger: all the sick people are going to be right there
Stranger: thats the center of the infection area
You: XD true so true
Stranger: thats how pandenics work
Stranger: everyone flocks to the hospital and it festers there
Stranger: it turns into a breading ground.
You: i can always stay at some friends anyway so ill probably be fine
thats how random this can be
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: WAAAZZZZZZuuuuuuuuuuuup
Stranger: lol
You: nothing
Stranger: im eating a begal
Stranger: lunch time
You: dang this is so funny
Stranger: where are you>
You: holland :p
Stranger: what same person
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really
You: ????
You: yeah im really in holland
Stranger: i just talked to a person from holland
Stranger: a second ago
Stranger: it was a female
You: nah this is like totally random so i don't think so
Stranger: so they said
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: im in the USA
Stranger: FL to be exact
You: cool
Stranger: that girl i was talking to from holland said she had the Swine flu
Stranger: have you herd of it?
You: yeah with all those mexicans who got it
Stranger: i would be carefull...if its hit your country already
You: well sorry i got to go again some friends want to go play Left for dead
Stranger: lol cool
Stranger: laterz
You: its probably not going to hit here and if it does i live 100 meters from a hospital
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: your in range
Stranger: all the sick people are going to be right there
Stranger: thats the center of the infection area
You: XD true so true
Stranger: thats how pandenics work
Stranger: everyone flocks to the hospital and it festers there
Stranger: it turns into a breading ground.
You: i can always stay at some friends anyway so ill probably be fine
thats how random this can be
Nothing is forever. It can't be. 'Cause everyone changes.
Whether they want to or not, they need to change. Myself... Even you!
Whether they want to or not, they need to change. Myself... Even you!
Stranger: where you from?
You: Utah.
Stranger: age?
You: you need to know?
Stranger: I've been to Park City a few times. Nice place.
Stranger: I don't.
You: Yeah. Really nice.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I've been to Snowbird a few times too.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ...
You: .......
Awkward conversations are always funny.
Also:
Stranger: Hey
You: Hai
You: What's up
Stranger: Not alot, you?
You: Meh. Computing.
Stranger: Bah, I wish I had a computer, them things are awesome
You: wait.
You: if you don't have a computer, how are you talking to me?
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT ERROR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Utah.
Stranger: age?
You: you need to know?
Stranger: I've been to Park City a few times. Nice place.
Stranger: I don't.
You: Yeah. Really nice.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I've been to Snowbird a few times too.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ...
You: .......
Awkward conversations are always funny.
Also:
Stranger: Hey
You: Hai
You: What's up
Stranger: Not alot, you?
You: Meh. Computing.
Stranger: Bah, I wish I had a computer, them things are awesome
You: wait.
You: if you don't have a computer, how are you talking to me?
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT ERROR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Contrary to popular belief, "asl" does not necessarily mean "hey wanna cyber?" It's a quick way of relaying information, and not everyone that uses the service is particularly fluent in English. I've had several good conversations that started with "asl." It's totally anonymous and the odds of ever talking to the same person more than once are incredibly slim. The odds of talking to the same person more than once and realizing it are slimmer. What's the harm in answering the question?
Stranger: Hello
You: YO GANGSTA
Stranger: uhm...hello?
You: Yo, what do ya need?
Stranger: Your name please?
You : my name is BEAR BLASTER
Stranger : Seriously?
You : Yes
Stranger: What a strange name, say, what are your hobbies?
You : CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aaahww.
You: YO GANGSTA
Stranger: uhm...hello?
You: Yo, what do ya need?
Stranger: Your name please?
You : my name is BEAR BLASTER
Stranger : Seriously?
You : Yes
Stranger: What a strange name, say, what are your hobbies?
You : CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aaahww.
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This thing is funny, I had an conversation chatting with a swedish, who debates with me about 'Weed should be legal' thing. Whom he use it in helping it to quit drinking. How amusing.
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