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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:21 am
by Aralonia
Already made up my mind that I'd start with Squirtle. Miri <3 turtles.

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...it's 11 AM. fuckit. ...and what was I doing in bed with my hat on? WHERE WAS I LAST NIGHT? AND WHY DOES MY [CENSORED] HURT--

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...ow. Alright, fineeeee, I'll force myself out of bed... Ah, just what every room needs. Computer, TV, and an NES.

I seriously want to set up my room just like this. Bed, TV in the middle, and a PC.

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Let's check email!

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well, there's always that hidden compartment in my computer. 8D Just like the back of a PS2!

...11:10 AM. It's still too bright outside.

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[TWO HOURS LATER]

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FUCKING HELL MOTHERFUCKING "PRINCESS IN ANOTHER CASTLE" FUCKING BULLSHIT

GODDAMMIT.

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That's it, I'm going to go sulk on the couch.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING COUCH. MOM, WHAT THE HELL?!

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...Mom, I want to know what heppened to the couch, not travel

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WHAT THE FUCK THAT OLD GEEZER WAS IN MY DREAM
Freud would have a field day with this one.

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...fine, just turn away from me, Mom, it's not like I was really even here, anyways. I mean, you're always busy with your work, busy with whatever......As long as you don't start putting buttons over my eyes, I'm okay.

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HEY, MOM~ I'M SITTING TOO CLOSE TO THE TV~

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...I know you don't care. ._.

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:36 am
by lightstriker
[insert requested insightful comment here]
as for names...
Metapod-AreYouTenYet? (feel free to abbreviate as necessary in the extremely unlikely case you use this.)

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:58 am
by Aralonia
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Ah, home sweet home. Flower patch! ACHOO yeah fuck that

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man, my house is awesome. 8D Two stories, and I get the whole second one to myself~. ...Wait, since we don't have another bedroom, where does mom sleep? ._.
...and where the fuck is the bathroom?

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I KNOW, RIGHT 8D I MEAN I'VE GOT THIS TOTALLY AWESOME COMPUTER

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OH AWESOME THAT'S JUST LIKE GHOST IN THE SHELL. WHERE ARE THE TACHIKOMAS 8D

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ahahahahahahahahahahaha LET'S SEE IF MY BITCH IS HOME

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Bitch doesn't have an upstairs. 8D My house is awesome. Wait... that means he has a vaulted ceiling though. ._. I want a vaulted ceiling.

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He has a cute sister though. :D Guess I should head to the lab. I wonder if he'll let me blow anything up today.

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That's why he had the chimney installed. :D

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Ah, the lab. Lots of fun occurred here! Like seeing what happens when we subject Sanity to violent video games. Speaking of which, there's that bitch now 8D
Notice how the chimney is right on top of some bookcases.

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Oh, only me? Bitch I'm going to kick your ass down a well.
hahahahahahahahahahaha I love abusing this game's naming conventions

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...where was I. orite. Where's Gramps?

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Maybe he went north... Someone needs to mow the lawn. D:
god this screenshot took like 10 tries

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wat

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Then just mow the freaking lawn already ._. Or I can do it for you. :D You can pay me.

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Why not gimme, like, a taser or something?

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YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT ME PROTECTING MYSELF AND NOW AN OLD MAN WANTS ME TO FOLLOW HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME WHERE TO GO

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OH GOD I CAN'T MOVE WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF NO I WANNA GO AWAY BADTOUCH BADTOUCH AHH WHERE'S MY WHISTLE OH FUCKIT I'LL JUST SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S TAKING ME SOMEWHERE MOMMY HELP OH GOD DON'T TAKE ME IN THERE

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WHAT THE HELL, YOU'RE IN ON THIS TOO?! OH GOD BITCH DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME

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Yeah, sanity? What's that shit? 8D
Siber, thank you so, so much for the name.

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get that alzheimer's checked out, yo.

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Don't give me that fucking face

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uhhuh

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alzheimer's

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Fuck you and your shit, man

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grandad's boy

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meh dinosaur

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meh lizards

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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGTURTLE
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What. ASSHOLE. WTF. OH SO THAT'S WHY YOU PICKED AFTER ME, HUH? SO YOU COULD GET MY WEAKNESS? WE'RE THROWING DOWN, BITCH. RIGHT NOW.

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OH YOU THROW ME OVER HERE THEN YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE? BITCH LET'S GO

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HEY, I WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS FIRST. I CHALLENGE HIM DAMNIT

...Wait, I can't just punch his lights out?

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...Meeeeeeeeh

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okay that's still creepy

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IT'S LIKE PIT BULL FIGHTING .___. I DON'T REALLY WANNA, I WAS JUST GOING TO SHOVE HIS BALL UP HIS A-

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EXACTLY

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...k

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PETA be gettin' all over this shit.

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DDDDDDX fffffffffffffffffffff I GUESS THERE'S NO CHOICE

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GO, TURTLE SLAM

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WHY DO WE SCREAM AT EACH OTHER ;__; THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY

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WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS SO STRONG THAT SOUP DISAPPEARED D: THAT'S IT MOTHERFUCKER YOUR ASS IS GRASS
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haha grass
oh i slay me

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HERE, SOUP, KILL HIM AND WE'LL HAVE SOME LEAFY GREENS TOO 8D

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...well I guess that isn't killing it. Good Soupy. <3

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Bitch please, get used to it. Now gimme your lunch money.

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<3

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That isn't the only way to make your Pokemon stronger! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!

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...do I really need that much deodorant? .___.

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Let's check up on mommy. :D

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mommy mommy I kicked Sanity's ass again today. :D

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Aw, thanks. I knew you cared. <3

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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*sparkle* Now let's make fun of Sanity by telling his little sister that I kicked his pansy ass 8D

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If you know what I mean. :v:

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Well... nowhere to go but up in the world. Byebye, town. I'll be back someday. :D

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:13 am
by AidanAdv
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YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT ME PROTECTING MYSELF AND NOW AN OLD MAN WANTS ME TO FOLLOW HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME WHERE TO GO

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OH GOD I CAN'T MOVE WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF NO I WANNA GO AWAY BADTOUCH BADTOUCH AHH WHERE'S MY WHISTLE OH FUCKIT I'LL JUST SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S TAKING ME SOMEWHERE MOMMY HELP OH GOD DON'T TAKE ME IN THERE

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WHAT THE HELL, YOU'RE IN ON THIS TOO?! OH GOD BITCH DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME
I laughed my ass off at this part. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:08 am
by Krishach
you SERIOUSLY have too much time on your hands....

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:06 pm
by lightstriker
Krishach wrote:you SERIOUSLY have too much time on your hands....
you're the lead tester for a mod that adds a race of units to a game whose SEQUEL has said race. :) And pokemon is epic

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:12 pm
by Lizzie
Epic lol.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:07 am
by Krishach
yeah, but the sequel forgot the strategy part. No buildings, no techtree. Otherwise we would have just folded up, like the Tau mod did. Its unit focused: no building at all.

... Which is beside the point. I didn't screenshot or narrate each cutscene. The sheer time it takes to do all this is staggering.

... Get a hobby.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:50 am
by ArcaneDude
Congratulations. I effectively fell off my chair when reading this.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:03 am
by Blackhart
Hahaha... Soup :P

Nice work.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:02 am
by Aralonia
[13:47] Juumanistra: Wake me when you've got a Meowth named Hobbes. Who eventually kills your Arbok in cold blood before defecting to your rival's team.

[18:16] AidanAdv: DanielHawking, any Dewgong you catch should be named "Andre".
[18:17] DoubleThink: YES
[19:04] AidanAdv: [20:16] <AidanAdv> DanielHawking, any Dewgong you catch should be named "Andre".
[19:04] DanielHawking: ...
[19:04] DanielHawking: YES

will do, sirrah

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FUCKIN' A AMBUSHED ALREADY WTF

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And I thought then crapping on the gutters was bad enough. Now they attack. DX

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...bubbley! Awwww, Soupy <3

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PokeMart: The 7-11 of Kanto.

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Or the Costco.

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Anybody got any rat poison? >_>

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Let's try this, then...

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O__________O

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...they're like 2 feet tall.

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On the road to Viridian City~
[CLASSIC POKEMON ANIME HUNGRY NOISE]
...Dammit, I'm hungry. =__= let's grab some food.

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wat

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ya

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bitch gimme my taquito =___=

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better be fucking taquitos in here

=______= fine, I better get a discount afterwards

==NEW FOLDER==

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...you know what, fuck him. >:D Let's explore the city!
...even though I've totally been here before because mommy took me up here to buy stuff

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OH MY GOD SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOT DEAD IN THE STREET
...Let's poke the body

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O_____________O

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DUDE IT'S FUCKING MAIN STREET. HEY OLD LADY WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM

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...he's your grandpa? You look, like, 40.

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...ooooh, I know what that's like. >_O Well, crap. Now what's there left to do?

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clever > simple

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE

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I absolutely love the sound effect for the pokemon centre.

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Oh, you will. Trust me. <3

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Anyone remember the old Pokemon Centers in RBY/GSC? Man, we got fuckin' escalators

now.


Well... back to town, I guess.

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OH MY GOD MY ANKLE OW HE WASN'T FUCKING KIDDING ME

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fucking hell ass balls RIGHT, LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN. I guess I should be a good samaritan

and deliver this package .w.

[BACK AT PALLET TOWN]

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Aw, thanks for noticing. :D Better than that bitchass grandson of yours.

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Okay, so, it's in my pack.
Which is around my waist.
where the fuck are you looking.

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wat, gimme

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Yeah, what did you call HIM for? :(

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Hahahahahahahahaha

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I refuse to make any comments about tripping.

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mmmhmm

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what about explore ._.

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...What? oh bitch it's on

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But she's on my payroll, you know. :D You can't win.

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Like that's ever worked on me?

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Sniped!

==NEW FOLDER==

Welp, onwards we go. Guess we better catch stuff for the prof, huh. :|

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HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

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I'M LOOKING FOR MY FAMILY ;_;

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A KANTO TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST
I had to

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o__O This wasn't in Blue, was it?

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RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZOOOOOOOONE
Got them in the wrong order, forgot to get the one first off.

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We now actually have a choice! Do you want me to use Maverick or Iceman? Because Miri Hawke is an Equal Opportunity Trainer, we only have room for a single flying type. Affirmative Action in action, bitches.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:14 am
by AidanAdv
I vote for Maverick, Iceman is too liberal and I disagree with him on social issues.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:27 am
by Lizzie
Iceman. Better stock attacks.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:03 am
by Swamp Fox
Eh, Iceman, I suppose.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 am
by ChaosTheory
Maverick evolves better, but I vote for Iceman.