So, you want your childhood raped?

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:24 am

Go watch this.

I'm serious. Do not watch this unless you want your memories as a kid shattered.

I'd say I facepalmed, but it was more of a foreheadpalm. You know, running your hand through your hair and stopping halfway. Yeah.

XEALMOX · Post by **XEALMOX** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:39 am

they can't be serious, after all those DBZ movies they decide to make another one.

EriErin · Post by **EriErin** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:41 am

...thank god I grew up watching Pokémon.

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:50 am

I remember back when we only had the anime. You know, when Goku wasn't some retarded American kid, and Piccolo actually looked like a Namekian instead of a green vampire.

Ah, the good old days... I mean, really, a live-action movie.

Post by **Kaelis** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:54 am

If thats what you grew on, id say your childhood was already raped... That sad excuse for anime people call Dragonball was made by an alcoholic in hist best (worst?) fits of stupor. "It's basically a story about guys who can naturally generate a combination of hair-gel and hair-colour, while developing a nasty case of constipation."

Yeah, you can say i hate DB with my guts, even more so than Naruto.

Normandy · Post by **Normandy** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:00 am

EriErin wrote:...thank god I grew up watching Pokémon.

True that.

jwa8402 · Post by **jwa8402** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:17 am

My issue with this, and others like Legend of the Seeker, is that they are good intentioned but don't seem to have read much of the story. The special effects don't look terrible, but CGI like Advent Children would be better. It shouldn't be that hard to stick to the basic plot points though, even if they change the details. At least we won't have to listen to half hour speeches about how their gonna kick each others' asses before they do it. Unless they make it like Eragon or Golden Compass where they stop the movie in the middle of a battle.

It would serve you right if they made a live version of Pokemon. Eureka 7 or Bleach might be doable though.

BoVinE · Post by **BoVinE** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:30 am

I don't see any fucking awesome hair, which was the only thing that made DB/DBZ remotely interesting for me.

ArcaneDude · Post by **ArcaneDude** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:09 pm

I used to watch the anime, but they stopped broadcasting the show here after the Cell business. But what the hell, a live action movie? And is that Jet Li? This is nonsense.

jwa8402 · Post by **jwa8402** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:36 am

Not to mention the actor doesn't look eight years old... Shoulda used the anakin kid, wouldn't mind seeing him get the crap kicked out of him.

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:35 am

Meh, come to think of it, I miss Vegeta.

Also, AD: That's Chow Yun Fat, if I spelled it correctly.

antisocialmunky · Post by **antisocialmunky** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:14 am

Yeah, I posted something like this a few months ago. Still 100% pathetic

Venator · Post by **Venator** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:36 am

I thought the link would be to something like Calvin & Hobbies porn. DBZ isn't even a childhood memory for me...

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:54 am

Venator wrote:I thought the link would be to something like Calvin & Hobbies porn. DBZ isn't even a childhood memory for me...

Be careful what you wish for there. Santa's feeling generous. ^^

DeathsHand · Post by **DeathsHand** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:09 am

Eh, honestly I've never watched DBZ, but even so, this movie looks pretty bad.