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Spam Box Shenanigans ... What?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:30 am
by antisocialmunky
So I was looking through my spam box just for kicks:
Strength, perished like a pack of dogs afflicted points out
that icchantaste, etc., is grammatically serious even than
the occasional strain on health had taught him to read and
write and cipher. He's who being accused of the scenate,
was defended.
Seriously, what does this crap mean? Usually you can figure it out. But seriously... I'm curious if anyone else has some crazy spam to share.

PS. One E-cookie to the one that deciphers the above most comically.

PPS. Also found this gem:
I have One wife and two mistresses.... I can fuck them all several times per day!
YOU CAN TOO: CLICK HERE

Had ever had in the old days. Court news and obituaries laying
traps. Leave it all alone. Oh, for ood's there, in a bed,
was a patient of some kind. I her effort to retain her selfcontrol
was pitiful. Child? Fuming inwardly i ran into elsie holland.
P^3S. Oh yeah, one more. This one is just awesome:
Penis Enlarge Patch WORKS!

We know: CLICK HERE


Just because geigermann acts like a sucker, mawruss, unkempt
and furious. The period of daily sickness world. I went
home with her and saw the rest 0f with cloves. Then for
the sauce take the yolks said he. I had misjudged you. I
thank heaven that.
All hail geigerman and his yolk sauce!

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:34 am
by BizzarreCoyote
Wow, you get some hilarious spam.

*Runs off to check spam box*

Re: Spam Box Shenanigans ... What?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:41 am
by thacannon
Strength, perished like a pack of dogs afflicted points out
that icchantaste, etc., is grammatically serious even than
the occasional strain on health had taught him to read and
write and cipher. He's who being accused of the scenate,
was defended.
The definition of strength coming from a drunk lunatic that uses more simile than you can cram in a cookie jar. ( < epically false, but I like exaggeration. :P ) In the form of spam. How ridiculous can the net get?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:51 pm
by Squishy
They use this shit to bypass spam filters.

I once got 'EXTREME MOOSEBEAR SPORTS FOR HER' as a email title.


What the hell is a moosebear? Who comes up with this nonsense?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:38 pm
by Captain Trek
Squishy wrote:They use this shit to bypass spam filters.
How the Hell does it bypass spam filters? You'd think that would be the exact sort of thing spam filters would pick up... :?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:44 pm
by antisocialmunky
Found another one. Aparently dead Jews are a selling point:
Beauty. Oh, well, she said at last, it would not and looked
pleased. Edgar lawson came in and sat baa's rather than
'i do hope you slept well.' rollowers. The jews were dead
under the ground, rose. She allowed her husband so much
out of her.
I think this is to bypass a minimium length requirement or something.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:05 am
by Normandy
Image

Hell, at least my spam makes sense. Might be because I use Yahoo...

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:37 am
by BoVinE
I sorta want some funny spam mail now.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:22 pm
by Exethalion
I like the ones where you've inherited a $40 billion Rwandan oil empire and only have to give your sort code and account number to become the owner of a very large sum of monies.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:53 am
by T-002
Well, mine automatically get deleted after a week, but I seem to be getting an awful lot of penis enlargement mails.

Which is weird, 'cause I haven't been browsing that much porn lately...

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:12 am
by antisocialmunky
Exethalion wrote:I like the ones where you've inherited a $40 billion Rwandan oil empire and only have to give your sort code and account number to become the owner of a very large sum of monies.
Nigerian Businessmen are funnier than cancer patients.
My name is Mrs. SARAH King I am a dying woman who has decided todonate what I have to charity through you.You may be wondering why Ichose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and wasdiagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the death ofmy husband who had left me everything he worked for.I have beentouched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my latehusband to charity through you for the good work of humanity,ratherthan allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned fundsinappropriately.I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and Ibelieve he has,because He is merciful. I will be going in for anoperation,and I pray that I survive the operation.I have decided toWILL/Donate the sum of $10.5 Million (10 Million five hundred thousandDollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and tohelp the motherless,less privileged and also fortheassistance of thewidows At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to thefact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by mydoctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest Ican get.Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision inWILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best andmay the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds welland always extend the good work to others.If you are interested incarrying out this task,i will inform my family Lawyer so that he canarrange the release of the funds to you.I know i have never met youbut my mind tells me to do this,and I hope you act sincerely.I willpay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now tooweak and fragile to do things myself because of my cancer.NB: I willappreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the taskis accomplished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my lastwish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family membersstanding in the way of my last wish. pls send email to my privetaddress sarahking44@gmail.com Love,SARAH King

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:12 am
by Bad Boy
antisocialmunky wrote:Nigerian Businessmen are funnier than cancer patients.
My name is Mrs. SARAH King I am a dying woman who has decided todonate what I have to charity through you.You may be wondering why Ichose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and wasdiagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the death ofmy husband who had left me everything he worked for.I have beentouched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my latehusband to charity through you for the good work of humanity,ratherthan allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned fundsinappropriately.I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and Ibelieve he has,because He is merciful. I will be going in for anoperation,and I pray that I survive the operation.I have decided toWILL/Donate the sum of $10.5 Million (10 Million five hundred thousandDollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and tohelp the motherless,less privileged and also fortheassistance of thewidows At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to thefact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by mydoctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest Ican get.Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision inWILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best andmay the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds welland always extend the good work to others.If you are interested incarrying out this task,i will inform my family Lawyer so that he canarrange the release of the funds to you.I know i have never met youbut my mind tells me to do this,and I hope you act sincerely.I willpay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now tooweak and fragile to do things myself because of my cancer.NB: I willappreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the taskis accomplished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my lastwish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family membersstanding in the way of my last wish. pls send email to my privetaddress sarahking44@gmail.com Love,SARAH King
Yeah, I love these ones, they're hilarious. Strange that Mrs. SARAH King didn't ask you to send her a few hundred dollars for some random reason, it's what they usually do.

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:36 pm
by Grath
I don't get spam, because I use Gmail and they have a very good spam filter system.

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:50 pm
by antisocialmunky
... Have you looked at your spam box?

The above are from g-mail accounts... If you don't get spam, it'd be because you have an uncommon e-mail address.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:21 am
by darkone8752
I have yet to get ONE bit of real spam on gmail. All the stuff marked as spam were newsletters.

Whats worse about the Nigerian scams is the fact that Dr. _____ Goldwin has died 8 times in the past year :roll: