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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:47 am
by Himura.Kenshin
jwa8402 wrote:Magick wrote:
That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.
If Lizzie is offended by it then I apologize. I've never been good with possessive apostrophe placement, and I know it offends some people. I hope you won't think I'm a bad person...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
/wipes away tear.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:04 am
by thacannon
T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is
evil, he is.
Why??? I was having a great time reading the forums until you implant that biologically deformed Santa in my head >_>.
Regards to Lizzie for killing him.
*Ummm btw, what's a weird name for a smile... mrgreen... *
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:06 am
by T-002
thacannon wrote:T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is
evil, he is.
Why??? I was having a great time reading the forums until you implant that biologically deformed Santa in my head >_>.
Regards to Lizzie for killing him.
*Ummm btw, what's a weird name for a smile... mrgreen... *
He's not deformed, just evil. Blame the Death Note.
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:30 pm
by AllStarZ
Frankly, I find the idea of a fat bearded old bastard breaking into houses to deliver presents for your kids disgusting. And I'm going to carry on that attitude to my children. They need to learn how to set traps from an early age.
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:49 pm
by Exethalion
AllStarZ wrote:Frankly, I find the idea of a fat bearded old bastard breaking into houses to deliver presents for your kids disgusting. And I'm going to carry on that attitude to my children. They need to learn how to set traps from an early age.
Bravo good sir. Semtex in the chimney might work wonders. Or cyanide in the mince pies.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:20 am
by Atrum
Poisoned broken glass shards in the chimmney, poison in the cookies/pie, a landmine on the bottom of the chimmney, some rabid animal in the stockings, proximity mine under the tree, turrets pointing at the christmas tree, and a AA missile site outside your house. And a lawyer ready to sue him for breaking and entering if he ever gets past all those.
That'll teach him for sneaking into my house.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:37 am
by BizzarreCoyote
Well, along with Arsenic cookies, what about Sulfuric acid mixed with the milk?
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:43 am
by T-002
BizzarreCoyote wrote:Well, along with Arsenic cookies, what about Sulfuric acid mixed with the milk?
Sulfuric acid would likely burn through anything unsuspicious you'd hold it in, and maybe even react in a bad way with the milk.
Nah, SAM sites on the roof for me. 'Couple of sentries near the chimney, and a baseball bat under my bed just in case.
No sneakin' up on ME, Mr. Heavy! BOINK!
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:10 am
by BoVinE
Guys, the trick is to have legal traps, not blow up your house.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:13 am
by Lizzie
Bunch o' amateurs.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:15 am
by DeathsHand
There's a pet shop nearby, and I could put a special order in for a scorpion fish.
That or just use projectile summoning technique #47, Automat Kalashnikova!
Or use catnip addict cat Phoebe who bites strangers, and hope for toxoplasmosis infection...
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:37 am
by T-002
BoVinE wrote:Guys, the trick is to have legal traps, not blow up your house.
Bah. Wanna be picky? Fine. Just the bat.
I'm like a force of nature, man.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:56 am
by AllStarZ
Board up your windows, barricade your doors, and string barbed wire on the roof kids! Because Santa Claus is Coming To Town.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:05 am
by thacannon
Atrum wrote:Poisoned broken glass shards in the chimmney, poison in the cookies/pie, a landmine on the bottom of the chimmney, some rabid animal in the stockings, proximity mine under the tree, turrets pointing at the christmas tree, and a AA missile site outside your house. And a lawyer ready to sue him for breaking and entering if he ever gets past all those.
That'll teach him for sneaking into my house.
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Interesting idea... I think I'll stay with the rigged chimney where he comes down. Hanged.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:09 am
by Arcalane
T-002 wrote:BoVinE wrote:Guys, the trick is to have legal traps, not blow up your house.
Bah. Wanna be picky? Fine. Just the bat.
I'm like a force of nature, man.
...an brother? I grow birds that hurt people.