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T-002
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by T-002 » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:01 pm
Santa Claus is
evil , he is.
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by Lizzie » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:30 pm
T-002 wrote: Santa Claus is
evil , he is.
Except I already killed Santa. I shot him down Christmas of 07 with a anti-nuke missile and plundered what gifts remained that weren't vaporized. And ate the Reindeer.
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by T-002 » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:35 pm
Lizzie wrote: T-002 wrote: Santa Claus is
evil , he is.
Except I already killed Santa. I shot him down Christmas of 07 with a anti-nuke missile and plundered what gifts remained that weren't vaporized. And ate the Reindeer.
An anti-nuke?
So... Santa was delivering nukes?
So he
did read my letters...
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by Lizzie » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:44 pm
T-002 wrote: Lizzie wrote: T-002 wrote: Santa Claus is
evil , he is.
Except I already killed Santa. I shot him down Christmas of 07 with a anti-nuke missile and plundered what gifts remained that weren't vaporized. And ate the Reindeer.
An anti-nuke?
So... Santa was delivering nukes?
So he
did read my letters...
Not really I just reset the targeting on the missile. It was the only kind of interceptor fast enough to take him down.
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by Squishy » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:08 am
And all the elves in the arctic lost their jobs, causing a rippling global economic crisis.
It's all your fault, Lizzie. Good job.
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by Lizzie » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:19 am
Squishy wrote: And all the elves in the arctic lost their jobs, causing a rippling global economic crisis.
It's all your fault, Lizzie. Good job.
W007 I always knew I'd find some way to destroy the world. A global economic crisis is a good start.
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by DeathsHand » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:17 am
Christmas, christmas time is heeere
Timeee for nuukes
Timeee for feeear
>_>
Make sure you save me a few elves. I'll pump them up with steroids after I partially lobotomize them to remove any trace of free will and put them to work in my basement.
Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack, pull me a new memory card for my camera
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by Exethalion » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:43 am
Santa came to the end of term Christmas party and threw presents around the club but didn't chuck them far enough to reach me.
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by Atrum » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:29 pm
Merry X-Mas to the lot of ye. Why hasn't Santa sent me the Durendal and Joyeuse replicas I ordered?
Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?
MY REPLICA HOLY SWORDS! OI!
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by jwa8402 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:36 am
Atrum wrote:
Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?
DeathsHand wrote:
Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack
quick cover the elve's eyes!
T-002
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by T-002 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:07 am
I saw that coming. Dammit, you beat me to it.
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by Lizzie » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:22 am
jwa8402 wrote: Atrum wrote:
Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?
DeathsHand wrote:
Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack
quick cover the elve's eyes!
Give me an excuse not to kill you.
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by Arcalane » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:25 am
Technically you should be killing DH for making the 'magic sack' thing in the first place.
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by Magick » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:35 am
jwa8402 wrote: Atrum wrote:
Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?
DeathsHand wrote:
Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack
quick cover the elves' eyes!
That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.
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by jwa8402 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:12 am
Magick wrote:
That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.
If Lizzie is offended by it then I apologize. I've never been good with possessive apostrophe placement, and I know it offends some people. I hope you won't think I'm a bad person...