Christmas is coming...

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:01 pm

Santa Claus is evil, he is.

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:30 pm

T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is evil, he is.

Except I already killed Santa. I shot him down Christmas of 07 with a anti-nuke missile and plundered what gifts remained that weren't vaporized. And ate the Reindeer.

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:35 pm

Lizzie wrote:
T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is evil, he is.
Except I already killed Santa. I shot him down Christmas of 07 with a anti-nuke missile and plundered what gifts remained that weren't vaporized. And ate the Reindeer.

An anti-nuke?

So... Santa was delivering nukes?

So he did read my letters...

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:44 pm

T-002 wrote:
Lizzie wrote:
T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is evil, he is.
Except I already killed Santa. I shot him down Christmas of 07 with a anti-nuke missile and plundered what gifts remained that weren't vaporized. And ate the Reindeer.
An anti-nuke?

So... Santa was delivering nukes?

So he did read my letters...

Not really I just reset the targeting on the missile. It was the only kind of interceptor fast enough to take him down.

Squishy · Post by **Squishy** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:08 am

And all the elves in the arctic lost their jobs, causing a rippling global economic crisis.

It's all your fault, Lizzie. Good job.

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:19 am

Squishy wrote:And all the elves in the arctic lost their jobs, causing a rippling global economic crisis.

It's all your fault, Lizzie. Good job.

W007 I always knew I'd find some way to destroy the world. A global economic crisis is a good start.

DeathsHand · Post by **DeathsHand** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:17 am

Christmas, christmas time is heeere

Timeee for nuukes

Timeee for feeear

>_>

Make sure you save me a few elves. I'll pump them up with steroids after I partially lobotomize them to remove any trace of free will and put them to work in my basement.

Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack, pull me a new memory card for my camera

Exethalion · Post by **Exethalion** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:43 am

Santa came to the end of term Christmas party and threw presents around the club but didn't chuck them far enough to reach me.

Atrum · Post by **Atrum** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:29 pm

Merry X-Mas to the lot of ye. Why hasn't Santa sent me the Durendal and Joyeuse replicas I ordered?

Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?

MY REPLICA HOLY SWORDS! OI!

jwa8402 · Post by **jwa8402** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:36 am

Atrum wrote: Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?

DeathsHand wrote: Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack

quick cover the elve's eyes!

T-002 · Post by **T-002** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:07 am

I saw that coming. Dammit, you beat me to it.

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:22 am

jwa8402 wrote:
Atrum wrote: Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?

DeathsHand wrote: Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack
quick cover the elve's eyes!

Give me an excuse not to kill you.

Post by **Arcalane** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:25 am

Technically you should be killing DH for making the 'magic sack' thing in the first place.

Magick · Post by **Magick** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:35 am

jwa8402 wrote:
Atrum wrote: Wait, Lizzie, you did WHAT?!?

DeathsHand wrote: Oooh, and you grabbed santa's magic sack
quick cover the elves' eyes!

That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.

jwa8402 · Post by **jwa8402** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:12 am

Magick wrote: That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.

If Lizzie is offended by it then I apologize. I've never been good with possessive apostrophe placement, and I know it offends some people. I hope you won't think I'm a bad person...