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Post by Himura.Kenshin »

jwa8402 wrote:
Magick wrote: That's not funny, and it was clearly uncalled for. fix'd.
If Lizzie is offended by it then I apologize. I've never been good with possessive apostrophe placement, and I know it offends some people. I hope you won't think I'm a bad person... :cry:
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T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is evil, he is.
Why??? I was having a great time reading the forums until you implant that biologically deformed Santa in my head >_>.

Regards to Lizzie for killing him. :mrgreen:

*Ummm btw, what's a weird name for a smile... mrgreen... *
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thacannon wrote:
T-002 wrote:Santa Claus is evil, he is.
Why??? I was having a great time reading the forums until you implant that biologically deformed Santa in my head >_>.

Regards to Lizzie for killing him. :mrgreen:

*Ummm btw, what's a weird name for a smile... mrgreen... *
He's not deformed, just evil. Blame the Death Note.
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Frankly, I find the idea of a fat bearded old bastard breaking into houses to deliver presents for your kids disgusting. And I'm going to carry on that attitude to my children. They need to learn how to set traps from an early age.
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AllStarZ wrote:Frankly, I find the idea of a fat bearded old bastard breaking into houses to deliver presents for your kids disgusting. And I'm going to carry on that attitude to my children. They need to learn how to set traps from an early age.
Bravo good sir. Semtex in the chimney might work wonders. Or cyanide in the mince pies.
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Poisoned broken glass shards in the chimmney, poison in the cookies/pie, a landmine on the bottom of the chimmney, some rabid animal in the stockings, proximity mine under the tree, turrets pointing at the christmas tree, and a AA missile site outside your house. And a lawyer ready to sue him for breaking and entering if he ever gets past all those.

That'll teach him for sneaking into my house.
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Post by BizzarreCoyote »

Well, along with Arsenic cookies, what about Sulfuric acid mixed with the milk?
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BizzarreCoyote wrote:Well, along with Arsenic cookies, what about Sulfuric acid mixed with the milk?
Sulfuric acid would likely burn through anything unsuspicious you'd hold it in, and maybe even react in a bad way with the milk.

Nah, SAM sites on the roof for me. 'Couple of sentries near the chimney, and a baseball bat under my bed just in case.

No sneakin' up on ME, Mr. Heavy! BOINK!
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Guys, the trick is to have legal traps, not blow up your house.
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Bunch o' amateurs.
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There's a pet shop nearby, and I could put a special order in for a scorpion fish.

That or just use projectile summoning technique #47, Automat Kalashnikova!

Or use catnip addict cat Phoebe who bites strangers, and hope for toxoplasmosis infection...
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BoVinE wrote:Guys, the trick is to have legal traps, not blow up your house.
Bah. Wanna be picky? Fine. Just the bat.

I'm like a force of nature, man.
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Board up your windows, barricade your doors, and string barbed wire on the roof kids! Because Santa Claus is Coming To Town.
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Atrum wrote:Poisoned broken glass shards in the chimmney, poison in the cookies/pie, a landmine on the bottom of the chimmney, some rabid animal in the stockings, proximity mine under the tree, turrets pointing at the christmas tree, and a AA missile site outside your house. And a lawyer ready to sue him for breaking and entering if he ever gets past all those.

That'll teach him for sneaking into my house.
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Interesting idea... I think I'll stay with the rigged chimney where he comes down. Hanged.

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T-002 wrote:
BoVinE wrote:Guys, the trick is to have legal traps, not blow up your house.
Bah. Wanna be picky? Fine. Just the bat.

I'm like a force of nature, man.
...an brother? I grow birds that hurt people.
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