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[Danny420Dale]

[14:38] * _Hades_ headbangs to Rick Astley
[14:39] * Haetes has joined #BSF
[14:40] * danny420dale rocks out with AC DC - Thunderstruck
[14:40] <Haetes> okay, fighting for Sparta didn't go so well...
[14:41] <danny420dale> was it the million Persians or the habitual buttsex with your commanders?
[14:41] <Haetes> both
[14:41] <Haetes> Err, I mean the former.
[14:41] <danny420dale> P
[14:41] <danny420dale> W
[14:41] <danny420dale> N
[14:41] <danny420dale> 3
[14:41] <danny420dale> D
[14:42] <Haetes> I ended up dying
[14:42] <danny420dale> you been thunderstruck!
[14:43] * _Hades_ slaps Haetes with a rainbow trout

[AidanAdv]

[20:00] <i_am_egg> so wat else do you think i should do on this one http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt15 ... reen05.png
[20:05] <i_am_egg> anyone here wanna give colouring this hulk a try?
[20:05] <Kai> nah, colour your own hulk egg
[20:05] * i_am_egg sucks at colouring
[20:05] <Kai> there's about one and a half ways to get better
[20:06] <i_am_egg> ....
[20:06] <DoubleThink> The hulk is green.
[20:06] <DoubleThink> Problem solved.
[20:06] <i_am_egg> i need it in alliance colours.
[20:06] <Kai> put those in your custom colours and screw aorund till it looks decent
[20:07] <AidanAdv> The alliance colors are in the READ THIS NOW thread
[20:07] <i_am_egg> ok
[20:12] <i_am_egg> if it takes a yes or no could you answer?
[20:12] <i_am_egg> rebels are read. right
[20:12] <Squishy> yes
[20:12] <DoubleThink> go read the fucking thread.
[20:12] <i_am_egg> green are allies
[20:12] <i_am_egg> cool
[20:12] <Squishy> But no need to change that
[20:13] <DoubleThink> They're the default color.
[20:13] <Squishy> cause the first three colours on your palette are 'team colours'
[20:13] <Squishy> they'll automatically change accordingly.
[20:16] <i_am_egg> allmost done
[20:16] <i_am_egg> sneak peek comingnwo
[20:17] <Squishy> rosters updated.
[20:17] <MiriHawke> http://dagobah.tchmachines.com/~tpjzdd/ ... ochop/tcgr
[20:18] <i_am_egg> http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt15 ... reen06.png
[20:18] <i_am_egg> any good? i used allmost all alliance colours
[20:19] <DoubleThink> ...
[20:19] * DoubleThink hits his head straight through his desk.
[20:20] <i_am_egg> oh come on
[20:21] <Squishy> Egg, only use the 5 grays + default colors (default colors are the first three greens you see at the top of your colour palette)
[20:21] <DoubleThink> It is that bad.,
[20:21] <i_am_egg> i only used the 5 greys and default greens
[20:21] <DoubleThink> And if i didn't need this desk, I would smash my head through it because of your ship
[20:21] <DoubleThink> NO YOU DIDN'T
[20:21] <MiriHawke> what the shit
[20:21] <MiriHawke> what the fuck is that red shit
[20:21] <MiriHawke> what the fuck is that blue shit
[20:22] <MiriHawke> hurrdurr?
[20:22] <MiriHawke> WTF, why that random blue bar
[20:22] <i_am_egg> the greeny blue is the exception
[20:22] <DoubleThink> See, Ara's shit detector just went off.
[20:22] <i_am_egg> BUT THAT RED CAME ALONG WITH THE GREYS.
[20:22] <DoubleThink> NO IT DIDN'T
[20:22] =-= i_am_egg was booted from #BSF by MiriHawke (STOP)
[20:22] <DoubleThink> Thanks.
[20:23] -->| i_am_egg (~chatzilla@Rizon-479B9467.act.westnet.com.au) has joined #BSF
[20:23] <i_am_egg> geez
[20:23] <DoubleThink> No.
[20:23] <DoubleThink> We don't give a fuck.
[20:23] <i_am_egg> it did. i copy - pasted wat arcalane had posted, trust me
[20:23] <Squishy> You probably entered the RGB colour wrong and ended up with that red, double check.
[20:24] <i_am_egg> ok
[20:24] * DoubleThink facepalms.
[20:25] <i_am_egg> this is the vaulues arcalane posted

*Here i_am_fail began pasting the color values from the Read This Now! thread.*

[20:25] <DoubleThink> GOD

*And here he continues*

[20:25] <DoubleThink> WE KNOW

*And continues...*

[20:25] <DoubleThink> FUCKING HELL

*He's like the Energizer bunny*

[20:26] <AidanAdv> Stop fucking spamming

*One last bit*

[20:26] <AidanAdv> WE KNOW
[20:26] <AidanAdv> SHUT UP
[20:26] <i_am_egg> THAT IS WAT I COPY-PASTED AND IT GOT ME THOSE FUCKING REDS!
[20:26] <DoubleThink> STOP IT AND GET THE FUCK OUT
[20:26] <MiriHawke> ...
[20:26] <DoubleThink> :|
[20:26] <Squishy> Yeah they're right.
[20:26] <AidanAdv> ARA PLEASE KICK-BAN HIM
[20:26] <MiriHawke> Dude
[20:26] <AidanAdv> Or something
[20:26] <MiriHawke> Yeaaah
[20:26] <AidanAdv> dam
[20:26] <MiriHawke> Okay, so
[20:26] <i_am_egg> seriously
[20:26] <MiriHawke> i_am_egg
[20:26] <i_am_egg> i just want my point heard
[20:26] <i_am_egg> yes
[20:26] <MiriHawke> Go cool off and learn the rules of what an IRC chatroom is
[20:26] <Squishy> you DO realize though, the impossibility of getting a red from those 5 sets of RGB codes?
[20:26] <MiriHawke> 1.) No idiocy
[20:26] <MiriHawke> 2.) Don't fucking uberspam
[20:26] <MiriHawke> 3.) Proofread and make sure it's definitely NOT an error on your end
[20:26] <Squishy> Which means you double check the RGB codes you inputted into SM.
[20:27] <MiriHawke> 4.) Common sense isn't
[20:27] <i_am_egg> sure sure................
[20:27] =-= Mode #BSF +b *!*chatzilla@Rizon-479B9467.act.westnet.com.au by MiriHawke
[20:27] <AidanAdv> :D
[20:27] <DoubleThink> With that said
[20:27] <MiriHawke> You are banned for 30 minutes as of 18:27:01 PST
[20:27] * DoubleThink totally set Ara up for an assist.
[20:27] <MiriHawke> Your ban will be removed at 18:57:01 PST
[20:27] <MiriHawke> It is currently...
[20:27] <MiriHawke> 18:27:27 PST
[20:27] =-= i_am_egg was booted from #BSF by MiriHawke (geddout-temp-plskthx)

EDIT: More fun adventures with i_am_fail!

[21:36] <i_am_egg> im a bit worried withthe power - speed ratio............. perhaps 3LBE's and 1 MBE..............
[21:37] <i_am_egg> however i am meant to do that........... any thoughts?
[21:37] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:37] <Lightstriker> 3 LBEs and 1 MBE on a 125 threat ship?
[21:37] <Lightstriker> how bout this
[21:37] <Squishy> MBE is not allowed on anything under 150 buddy
[21:37] <Lightstriker> look at what other 125 threat ships are armed with
[21:37] <i_am_egg> oh fuck i forgot
[21:37] <Squishy> in fact, i'm fucking nerfing my destroyer.
[21:38] <i_am_egg> geez my memory fucking hates chocolate bunnies!
[21:38] <Lightstriker> shush
[21:38] <Lightstriker> that was just inane
[21:38] <Kai> another 10 year old high on choc?
[21:39] <i_am_egg> im not fucking 10!
[21:39] <Lightstriker> 9?
[21:39] <Lightstriker> we can go lower
[21:39] <Squishy> You better be fucking 10, that's illegal.
[21:39] <Squishy> Don't fuck anyone under 18, understood?
[21:39] <Swamp_Fox> I thought it was good if his parents agreed. o_o;;
[21:39] <Swamp_Fox> ...Ah.
[21:39] <i_am_egg> I fucking know that!
[21:39] <Swamp_Fox> Not forum rules.
[21:40] <Squishy> Good good, we all need reminders. Even me.
[21:40] <i_am_egg> hmm.....
[21:40] <i_am_egg> havent found any 140 threat ships using quad LBE batteries.
[21:40] <DoubleThink> For good reason.
[21:40] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:40] <i_am_egg> but
[21:41] <Kai> so he didn't deny he was 9
[21:41] <Lightstriker> why did that statement need a :p?
[21:41] <Lightstriker> just curious?
[21:41] <Swamp_Fox> Squishy: Here in NC you can marry at 14 under special circumstances, I think, and sex is just a few forms away, if I recall correctly.
[21:41] <i_am_egg> ketchor class patrol destroyer has the equiv of 8 MBE on 130 threat ship
[21:41] <Lightstriker> ...then it's broken
[21:41] <DoubleThink> what the fuck?
[21:41] <Lightstriker> INSANELY broken
[21:41] <Squishy> Silly guilee
[21:41] <AidanAdv> more broken than the old Pug
[21:42] <i_am_egg> 90 threat ship with 3 missile arrays 30 missiles each and 2 LBE's? holy fuck!
[21:42] <Squishy> No wait, that's Melvin's ship
[21:42] <i_am_egg> and that fucker has 650HP!
[21:42] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:42] <i_am_egg> all stuff of melvin
[21:42] <Squishy> Time to strike two off the ship roster.
[21:42] <Lightstriker> that wasn't approved by Arca
[21:43] <Lightstriker> so, um... it's COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVENT TO ANYTHING
[21:43] <DoubleThink> Ok
[21:43] <DoubleThink> Let me make something clear to you.
[21:43] <Kai> stop throwing fucker around, it makes you seem less mature than you already seem to be
[21:43] <AidanAdv> and bastard
[21:43] <Swamp_Fox> And Melvin's ships aren't to be compared to, At all.
[21:43] <i_am_egg> ok
[21:43] <DoubleThink> Do not try and justify your shit by comparing it to other shit. We don't fall for it. Your ships are still goddamn retarded, whether or not someone else's are too.
[21:43] <Squishy> It's obvious Mel is a oneshot.
[21:44] <i_am_egg> hmm... looks like my ships are overpowered
[21:44] <Squishy> Actually, it's better if you refer to the Alliance and Rebel ships.
[21:44] <Aralonia> i_am_egg, this is for you to remain online. What is your true age and birthdate?
[21:44] <i_am_egg> there isnt any rules governing LBE use though other then not to be a total fucktard?
[21:44] <DoubleThink> Answer Ara's question.
[21:44] <Lightstriker> ...don't use them on any non-pure-single-gun ships smaller than like... 250 threat
[21:44] <Squishy> Beam emitters are major weapons for the Alliance, it appears.
[21:44] <DoubleThink> Now, goddammit.
[21:45] <AidanAdv> Answer Ara's question truthfully
[21:45] <Lightstriker> unless you have a VERY good reason
[21:45] <DoubleThink> No, fuck good reasons. Answer the goddamn question.
[21:45] <Aralonia> Mine is PST 9:07 AM 26 December 1990
[21:45] <i_am_egg> PST?
[21:45] <Aralonia> Yes, pacific standard time
[21:45] <DoubleThink> Answer the goddamn question.
[21:45] <i_am_egg> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[21:45] <AidanAdv> Pacific Standard Time
[21:45] <i_am_egg> well
[21:45] <Kai> no, i don't think that's quite right, Lightstriker. MBEs have minimum threat of 100. On a 250 threat ship, it should be able to support several LBEs
[21:45] <Aralonia> It is required by the COPPA agreement to participate with us online only if you are above the age of 13
[21:45] <AidanAdv> ANSWER YOU SLIME
[21:45] <i_am_egg> i turned 13 on 6th of april. understood?
[21:45] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:46] <Lightstriker> seriously?
[21:46] <Aralonia> That's ridiculously cloase
[21:46] <i_am_egg> yep.
[21:46] <Aralonia> *close
[21:46] <Lightstriker> I thought my BROTHER was an idiotic almost-13 year old
[21:46] * AidanAdv doesn't believe it
[21:46] <i_am_egg> who gives a Fuck if it is CLOSE
[21:46] <Lightstriker> but dayum...
[21:46] <Kai> holy crap, i'm only 6 months off you egg
[21:46] <DoubleThink> lol. I'm three years minus three days older than you.
[21:46] <Squishy> oh it's 100 threat for MBEs? I see.
[21:46] <AidanAdv> and look at the difference in maturity levels
[21:46] <i_am_egg> .........
[21:46] <Kai> well, I'm a percocious wanker, so don't use me for comparison
[21:47] <Aralonia> Very well. Grudgingly I am forced to stop asking, because
[21:47] <i_am_egg> duh
[21:47] <Lightstriker> *precocious*
[21:47] <Aralonia> A.) LOL YOU'RE A MINOR
[21:47] <Aralonia> B.) You're fine, according to COPPA
[21:47] <Kai> you are correct oh wise Lightstriker.
[21:47] * Lightstriker takes a bow
[21:47] <i_am_egg> you guys could allmost use the arnold thing that is
[21:47] <Lightstriker> no applause, please
[21:47] * Swamp_Fox slaps Kai
[21:47] <AidanAdv> wat?
[21:47] <i_am_egg> YOUR A FUCKING QUIRE BOY! A QUOIR BOY!
[21:47] |<-- Kai has left irc.rizon.net (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:47] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:47] <Aralonia> ...
[21:47] <Aralonia> *choir
[21:47] <AidanAdv> ..............
[21:47] <Lightstriker> .....
[21:47] <Aralonia> motherfuck
[21:47] <Aralonia> Okay, that's it
[21:47] <Lightstriker> jesus christ
[21:47] <DoubleThink> Listen, egg
[21:47] <AidanAdv> the hell?
[21:47] <Aralonia> Fuck COPPA
[21:47] <Aralonia> You
[21:48] <AidanAdv> gogo ban hammer
[21:48] <i_am_egg> okok fuck the spelling
[21:48] <Arcalane> CHOIR
[21:48] <Aralonia> Get off the internet for 24 hours
[21:48] <DoubleThink> You may be old enough, but we're not obligated to keep you around either.
[21:48] -->| Kai (~chatzilla@Rizon-9C533C4F.nsw.bigpond.net.au) has joined #BSF
[21:48] <Aralonia> Current time is 19:48:10 PST
[21:48] <Squishy> Look, Alliance LBEs are VERY potent weapons. Good range, damage over time, accurate with instant travel time. Think twice about arming them.
[21:48] <Lightstriker> HOW DO YOU SPELL THE SAME WORD WRONG TWICE IN A SINGLE BLOODY SENTENCE?
[21:48] =-= Mode #BSF +b *!*chatzilla@Rizon-479B9467.act.westnet.com.au by Aralonia
[21:48] <Swamp_Fox> ....Sorry Kai. =)
[21:48] <Aralonia> Banned as of 19:48:15 PST
[21:48] <Kai> sorry, what did i miss? Firefox crashed
[21:48] <Aralonia> Will remove 24 hours from then
[21:48] <Aralonia> GO GROW A BRAIN AND SOME SPELLING
[21:48] <Lightstriker> egg failed
[21:48] <AidanAdv> [21:48] =-= Mode #BSF +b *!*chatzilla@Rizon-479B9467.act.westnet.com.au by Aralonia
[21:48] =-= i_am_egg was booted from #BSF by Arcalane (MAGGOTS)
[21:48] <Lightstriker> at life
[21:48] <Lightstriker> ...
[21:48] <DoubleThink> \o/
[21:48] <Lightstriker> nice Arca
[21:48] <Lightstriker> XD
[21:48] <Kai> can someone CNP and PM me?
[21:48] <Aralonia> Tag team!
[21:49] <DoubleThink> :D

[i_am_egg]

geez, i knew you would post that here.

and chuck that "i_am_fail" name in the fucking garbage dump.

[ArcaneDude]

@i_am_egg: This is a place for people to be ridiculed. Get over it. You failed, they have every right to show your fail at averyone else. Instead of blandering here telling people what to do, go reduce your own fail.

That is all.

EDIT: wait no it's not. Read the rules threads on Alliance ships plox.

[Danny420Dale]

Excellent pwnage, AD. That was fucking hilarious!

geez, i knew you would post that here.

and chuck that "i_am_fail" name in the fucking garbage dump.

BAWWWW!!!

[AidanAdv]

geez, i knew you would post that here.

Like AD said, everyone will get made fun of in the IRC thread. Check the old archived one, I've had my own failures archived plenty of times.

chuck that "i_am_fail" name in the fucking garbage dump.

BAWWWW!!!

[Aralonia]

It feels good to dispense justice

[i_am_egg]

Dispense the justice! run wild!

now i get why someone said that on IRC you could get married at fucking 14...

[Swamp Fox]

now i get why someone said that on IRC you could get married at fucking 14...

Except that it wasn't so much "running wild" as statement of fact. Although looking at the requirements, I don't see much of an age limit at all, though that might vary depending on location.

[Sponge]

married at fucking 14...

Words such as "fuck" are meant to place emotional emphasis on part or all of a sentence or phrase. Most often, they indicate a strong opinion.

Such words are more prevalent on the internet for two reasons. The first is anonymity. People are more likely to use such expletives when they are not held accountable for such actions. Additionally, because of this lack of accountability brought about by anonymity, and for another reason which I'll get to shortly, the internet has evolved into a society in which it is largely socially acceptable to use such language.

The second reason stems from the fact that conveying emotion and inflection is often difficult to do while maintaining an acceptable level of concision. Words like "fuck" make this a touch easier.

You have given a prime example of how not to use the word "fuck." In this case, it added no more emphasis than "just" or "only" would have. No emotional impact was added. You just looked like an idiot. I noticed this pattern throughout your online speech habits, and it really bothers me. Even had I not caught sight of your age in the [incredibly long and not funny] IRC CNP, I would have wagered that you were probably 12. Work on this, buddy. It's aggravating. If I had to guess, you probably do this in real life, around friends. I'd also guess that they cringe every time it comes up.

[MelvinVm]

*MelvinVM states that Sponge's comment was made of pure win*

[Hades]

[12:07] <Shogoll> and I would TOTALLY tap Ryou
[12:07] <Shogoll> wait I didn't say that

[ArcaneDude]

<AD> My god, whoever's impersonating Arc has reached an even lower level of existance.
<RevolutionarySquishy> ...what?
<DeathSpiralDT> "Exactly the same as mine"
<AD> "exactly the same as mine" is it's new username :/
<DeathSpiralDT> they went ahead and deleted the account too.
<AD> Fucking immature tart.
<AidanAdv> Arc already deleted the account
<RevolutionarySquishy> Care to inform me?
* Verminator (cgiirc@BAC8BDB2.706A4994.87F22A42.IP) has joined #BSF
<Latooni> I bet arc's doing this all himself
<Latooni> ARCALANE: THE PUPPET MASTER
<DeathSpiralDT> Nah, Arc would have the sense to capitalize the name
<Latooni> No
<Latooni> He didn't do that
<Latooni> so you'd think it wasn't him
<AD> Squishy: some dipwad impersonating Arc to make fun of his measures regarding the ATD.
<Latooni> ARCALANE: THE PUPPET MASTER
<AD> And generally to troll.
* Latooni was kicked by Arcalane (DANCE, MOTHERFUCKER. :U)
* Latooni (~Latooni@against.your.thought) has joined #BSF
<AD> lols
<RevolutionarySquishy> Oh i see.
<Latooni> OH NOES HE IS RETALIATING BECAUSE HIS SECRET HAS BEEN FOUND
<RevolutionarySquishy> I guess there was a previous account with a handle similar to Arcalane.
<AD> Just read his posts, you'll see what I mean.
<Arcalane> but no, I have better things to do than fake being a pain in the ass
<Latooni> don't lie
<AD> Squishy; yeah.
<Arcalane> oh fine, I'll stand
<AD> Arcalàne or something, w/e
<Latooni> you have nothing better to do than find ways to be a pain in the sas
<AD> In the sas?
<Arcalane> but I'm not in the Special Air Service!
<Latooni> yes
<Latooni> in the special ai-
<AD> That's a new one.
<Latooni> fdsfasdf
<RevolutionarySquishy> Arc, trace the IP and etc.
<Arcalane> ninja'd
<AD> lolz
<RevolutionarySquishy> Unless it's a proxy one.
<Arcalane> RS; I already did, foo'
* DeathSpiralDT laffed.
<Arcalane> it was a proxy, ofc.
<RevolutionarySquishy> I wonder who it could be.
<AD> Suprrising :/
<RevolutionarySquishy> Someone who got scorned from Meta.
<AidanAdv> Hey AD, I forgot to wish you a fappy easter.
<AD> *surpr
<Latooni> I half want to make one of these accounts to steal all the credit
<AD> Fuck you to HELL aidan.
<Arcalane> too late now, only the fleet and corp guys can reply to threads in the ADA.
* DeathSpiralDT had forgotten about that hahaha.
<AidanAdv> :p
<DeathSpiralDT> AD, when is your birthday?
<RevolutionarySquishy> Last year my friends and I wished each other a Fappy New Years, then followed up with a Fappy Chinese New Years. Never again, I'll stay home for those.
* LS|AFK is now known as Lightstriker
<AD> DT; 16th of november. If you want to wish me a fappy birthday you'll have to wait.
<DeathSpiralDT> You don't take well wishes in advance?
<Latooni> I have horrible mental images of squishy celebrating christmas with a circle jerk now
<AD> No. I don't.
<AD> XP
<AidanAdv> lul
<AD> Damn you to hell muug.
<AD> I just spit water all over my PC

[Aralonia]

[00:42:02] <CheesyErwin> http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/ ... a20494.png <--- Thoughts?
[00:46:08] <Latooni> my thoughts are that filename is an interesting hexadecimal hashcode
[00:46:25] <Latooni> seriously, I spent longer thinking about the filename than the ship
[00:46:39] <Latooni> the ship's just a blobby half invisible thing
[00:47:38] <@Aralonia> It's supposed to be a Ball
[00:47:47] <Latooni> RAGE YOU FUCKER MAKE IT BETTER

[ArcaneDude]

<AD> Dan, your new avatar is freaking me out.
<danny420dale> umm, that's my face