Its a Gasp
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Its a Gasp
When Bordom Strikes...
Ye post something of the LOL Nature.
Translation:
Anything that you find humorus, post it. Nothing too obscene, please.
I thought this was funny, since I'm a fan of RPG's (Of the S-E Type).
And this, cause most people would do the same.
And These:
http://www.grumpstump.com/squidoo/duct_tape.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com ... mingos.jpg
Ye post something of the LOL Nature.
Translation:
Anything that you find humorus, post it. Nothing too obscene, please.
I thought this was funny, since I'm a fan of RPG's (Of the S-E Type).
And this, cause most people would do the same.
And These:
http://www.grumpstump.com/squidoo/duct_tape.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com ... mingos.jpg
Go talk with God. You can have some funny conversations.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
The walls have eyes: the shadows we throw are the shadows we try to throw off.
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DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAHHHHHHH!!!Lizzie wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE
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Me:AidanAdv wrote:Go talk with God. You can have some funny conversations.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
hm?
God:
Aw.
Me:
who's here?
God:
I am here. Are you here?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
LOOL thanks for that one
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I tried running a bunch of song lyrics by him.
Me:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Crying all the time!
God:
That is a lot. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Crying all the time!
God:
That is a lot. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
God:
That's only your opinion.
And
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Those cats were fast as lightning!
God:
All of them?
Me:
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
God:
Is that a fact. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
But they fought with expert timing!
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
God:
When were they?
Me:
They were chopping them up
God:
When were they?
Me:
They were chopping them down
God:
When were they?
Me:
It's an ancient Chinese art
God:
Are there any other ancient Chinese art ?
Me:
Everybody knew their part
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
From a feint into a slip
God:
Who or what is a feint into a slip?
Me:
And kicking from the hip!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Comedy gold.
Me:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Crying all the time!
God:
That is a lot. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Crying all the time!
God:
That is a lot. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
God:
That's only your opinion.
And
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Ohohoho
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Those cats were fast as lightning!
God:
All of them?
Me:
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
God:
Is that a fact. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
But they fought with expert timing!
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
God:
When were they?
Me:
They were chopping them up
God:
When were they?
Me:
They were chopping them down
God:
When were they?
Me:
It's an ancient Chinese art
God:
Are there any other ancient Chinese art ?
Me:
Everybody knew their part
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
From a feint into a slip
God:
Who or what is a feint into a slip?
Me:
And kicking from the hip!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Comedy gold.
I have to kill fast and bullets are [i]too slow.[/i]
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iGod is weeeiirrd...
Me:
iGod, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I'm American. And my favorite author would be Timothy Zahn.
God:
Were you born in the USA. Which state? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
This is a ploy to get my personal information.
God:
What kind of a ploy to get your personal information is it?
Me:
The kind that takes my identity and steals it, you prtender.
God:
What is that?
Me:
YOU. YOU are a pretender. Don't play dumb with me.
God:
" What is that?"? Me, ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pretender? No. I'm not playing around.
Me:
Yes you are. I know for a fact you are.
God:
No I'm not. How do you know? Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
How do I know? I guess I don't.
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Why not?
Me:
Well then, my senses tell me you aren't God.
God:
How about that. Do robots have senses tell you I am not God?
Me:
God has better grammar than that, I am sure.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God doesn't have to be Christian, though, because He's like... God.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. GOD rules.
Me:
Indeed He does.
God:
No he doesn't.
Me:
Ah, but he does.
God:
So you understand. Good. No he doesn't.
Me:
...yeah he does.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I'm trying to learn German.
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
internet.
God:
it is cool.
Me:
God capitalizes the first word of a sentence.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Thats wonderful.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
YO MAMA.
God:
Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
...yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
ok.
God:
Er.
Me:
This is very awkward.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I DO say.
God:
Huh.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Are YOU?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Ah, but God has ideals. Black and white. What you speak of is that gray area... I don't belive God has one.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am a Christian. Are we still talking about yeah he does? I like to socialize. Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
belive God has one.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok.
God:
And?
Me:
And what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Stop messing with me.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
No, as in... physically there.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is in ? Where?
Me:
...that was random.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Huh... well,I have some German homework. Thanks for the chat.
God:
What? Well that's okay. Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling. Oh, it was nothing.
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Adding on to the Phoenix videos.
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo&NR=1
I almost died around the 3/4th part.
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo&NR=1
I almost died around the 3/4th part.
The United Commonwealth Military and Spootech Industries joint fleet.
[img]http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/SpootKnight/Spootech/av-1.gif[/img]
[url=http://www.wyrdysm.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1854]Spootech Industries - The Third Revision, upgrading to the Fourth Revision.[/url]
[url=http://www.wyrdysm.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2273]How Spootech Industries came to be as it is now; the history of Spootech Industries ship making.[/url]
[img]http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/SpootKnight/Spootech/av-1.gif[/img]
[url=http://www.wyrdysm.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1854]Spootech Industries - The Third Revision, upgrading to the Fourth Revision.[/url]
[url=http://www.wyrdysm.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2273]How Spootech Industries came to be as it is now; the history of Spootech Industries ship making.[/url]
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Found out about iGod sometime last year. About the same time, I discovered, from pure boredom, that it is programmed to speak fluent German. Doesn't seem to know any other language though, which is hilarious.
Yes, I'm a nerd...
(nb. my German sucks...as I said, someitme last year...I can't believe I actually said 'ich ist' *cringe*)
Yes, I'm a nerd...
(nb. my German sucks...as I said, someitme last year...I can't believe I actually said 'ich ist' *cringe*)
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Victor jagt zwölf Boxkämpfer über den große Sylter Deich.
Victor jagt zwölf Boxkämpfer über den große Sylter Deich.