Pirates or Ninjas? (mandatory)

osilus · Post by **osilus** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:36 am

As I said before, ninjas arn't that cool...bah...I'm prolly just sick of japanophiles....

warhammer651 · Post by **warhammer651** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:37 am

ninjas, no contest. pirates get drunk and pass out. ninjas then come and slit there throats. Pirates also love gold. so a ninja sprinkles a few coins here and there. pirates see coins fight each other, ninja kills last man standing.

end of discussion

TormakSaber · Post by **TormakSaber** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:46 am

In realistic terms, a ninja would probably kill the pirates, yeah...

But in AWESOME TERMS, Pirates are the best.

osilus · Post by **osilus** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:48 am

Well, in realistic terms a pirate was probably just as dangerous as a ninja, I mean do you think they'd survive long if they couldn't perform sneak attacks and hold their own in a fight?

JaffaJoke91 · Post by **JaffaJoke91** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:53 am

here are the facts

ninja
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja

pirates
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pirates

Temujin · Post by **Temujin** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:06 am

My choice is cats.

Latooni · Post by **Latooni** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:26 am

Giant robot pilots beat both of them, of course.

Boba Fettuccini · Post by **Boba Fettuccini** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:08 am

neither. ninja pirate wizard robots.

Latooni · Post by **Latooni** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:09 am

That's redundant. All robots can be all 3 if piloted correctly.

vVhorpax · Post by **vVhorpax** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:15 am

Bees.

The answer. Owning Ninjas & Pirates since 110.000.000 BC.

Master Chief · Post by **Master Chief** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:16 pm

Ha. Ninja.

See the resemblance?

Post by **Aralonia** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:27 pm

Master Chief wrote: See the resemblance?

Ugly yellow-armoured alien with a magnetically contained plasma field sword.

Ninja.

Yeah. Lots of resemblance, if I squint one eye, unfocus the other, and smoke a pile of marijuana.

Atrum · Post by **Atrum** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:29 pm

I'd need to be nuked to see the resemblance...

Master Chief · Post by **Master Chief** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:44 pm

Atrum wrote:I'd need to be nuked to see the resemblance...

Good. Sending out a call to all UFE ships in the area to arrive at Earth and orbitally bombard it. Then you will be able to see the resemblance.

Post by **Aralonia** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:24 pm

Master Chief wrote:
Atrum wrote:I'd need to be nuked to see the resemblance...
Good. Sending out a call to all UFE ships in the area to arrive at Earth and orbitally bombard it. Then you will be able to see the resemblance.

Let's hope they aim at your part first.

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