STARSTRUCK Pharmaceuticals
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:41 pm
Little quality shit has been built in a while. All I can hear on the forum's ECG is a high-pitched flatline; a little girl screaming at the top of her lungs before her diaphragm is shredded by a xenomorph wearing her mother's skin like a T-shirt. The solution to this problem will not simply fall from the sky as a gallstone in the image of the Virgin Mary falls from an open cholecystectomy. It's time for a little coathanger resuscitation. So I'm making sections.
Welcome... to STARSTRUCK Pharmaceuticals.
If positive response is obtained from the medical community, more ingredients may be added to our patented remedy for Chronic Sectionitis. The firm awaits your feedback!
View these testimonials from our satisfied customers:
Grenadier-class Imperial Shove Battlebarge
"Before I came across this wonderful little pill, I would miss work for days at a time due to severe joint pains and bleeding extra mouths all over my back! After taking PROSECTIONAX, my joints felt as if a gallon of Durex lube had been poured between them! My back felt so numb that I couldn't feel the mutated jaws clicking their teeth anymore! Now I can go to work every day, pushing paper just like ten years ago!"
Welcome... to STARSTRUCK Pharmaceuticals.
If positive response is obtained from the medical community, more ingredients may be added to our patented remedy for Chronic Sectionitis. The firm awaits your feedback!
View these testimonials from our satisfied customers:
Grenadier-class Imperial Shove Battlebarge
"Before I came across this wonderful little pill, I would miss work for days at a time due to severe joint pains and bleeding extra mouths all over my back! After taking PROSECTIONAX, my joints felt as if a gallon of Durex lube had been poured between them! My back felt so numb that I couldn't feel the mutated jaws clicking their teeth anymore! Now I can go to work every day, pushing paper just like ten years ago!"