Wyrdysm Games

Little quality shit has been built in a while. All I can hear on the forum's ECG is a high-pitched flatline; a little girl screaming at the top of her lungs before her diaphragm is shredded by a xenomorph wearing her mother's skin like a T-shirt. The solution to this problem will not simply fall from the sky as a gallstone in the image of the Virgin Mary falls from an open cholecystectomy. It's time for a little coathanger resuscitation. So I'm making sections.

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win, pure win xD

two things:

a) these sections look awesome; i can already see uses for them and they're nicely done as well

b) can you give us a full write up of the small text? i can't quite make it out to its full extent...

Agree. Pure win.
Don't you dare stop making these, unless you break your neck you have no reason to stop making sprites at this level of win.

Right up there with Horsemonster and Kaelis.

Small print seems to say :

Side effects include nausea, ataxia, profuse sweating, tremors, a sudden craving for strawberry cornets, a sudden craving for uncircumcised boy D***s, acute thromboctyopenia, aplastic anemia, internal hemorrhaging, and death. Contraindicated in pregnant women and patients suffering from renal, hepatic and cardiac failures. In the event of a severe overdose do not consult your physician, do not call emergency services, do not pass go and do not collect $200, simply bite down on a death and prepare for an excruciating death.

The only problems I see with them is that some sections have those pesky little gaps which I don't like, and I just want to ask if you could make a separate sprite pack without them, or do I fill them in myself?

Edit: decided to remove some comments I think aren't really appropriate to show

Silverware wrote:Side effects include nausea, ataxia, profuse sweating, tremors, a sudden craving for strawberry cornets, a sudden craving for uncircumcised boy D***s, acute thromboctyopenia, aplastic anemia, internal hemorrhaging, and death. Contraindicated in pregnant women and patients suffering from renal, hepatic and cardiac failures. In the event of a severe overdose do not consult your physician, do not call emergency services, do not pass go and do not collect $200, simply bite down on a death and prepare for an excruciating death.

Actually, it was bite down on a cloth. These look awesome anyhow, they look like something I'd use for space machines (bulldozers, macerators, rubbish clearers, etc.). Wow!