You feel you've consumed enough mass to split. And so you try... and fail. So, unable to reproduce, you take a nap.
You wake up just as the glowing cell's light comes over to shine on you. And you are hungry. So you eat some more of the twisting plant stuff (7 DNA). Then, having nothing else to do, you swim over to see why the Alpha Squidies have those odd glands. Of course, because of how threatening you look, it shows you. You get a huge blast of inky black stuff to the face... And are unable to see. Bluh! You can barely feel the currents as the Squidy swims off, and are left there, unable to see.
You have 5 health
You have 5 stomach (full)
you have 13 DNA +1 golden DNA, and must wait two rounds to split/evolve again
(Note: If you guys can actually come up with an original idea, that could actually work, that makes sense for a creature like you to have, AND you have an excess of DNA, meaning you don't use it all in an evolution, AND you've been discussing it for a while, AND you specificly mention it when you evolve, you MAY wind up getting it. If it's unlisted, I haven't specifically put it on any creatures, and it's plausible, you guys MAY get evolutions that you make up yourselves. We will see when/if the time comes)
Flaming Leaches And Beetles On Rye Toast... my name is an acronym...