Once upon a time... forget it,
Sex Drugs and Rock'n'Roll! Elvis is alive and cruising the outer space partyscene.
Drunk as always he made a mistake that would haunt him forever: A very innapropriate comment about the "Holy Glowing Rose of Eternal Sunshine" - The flagship of His Holiness, Pope and Emperor of the 'Golden Cross' - the latest attempt of christian world domination.
-("That's supposed to be a rose? That's not even a tulip...*hicks*")-
His Holiness wasn't pleased.
And so the war began.
Elvis' battleengineers went into his garage, gathered all the Caddillacs, his limo and his yacht and turned them into hi-tech weapon platforms.
His little Moonhopper was the first victim:
It would soon become the standard fighter of the upcoming war.
His interplanetary racer was transformed into a heavy attack bomber
His limo is the new destroyer backbone of his fleet
But his private luxus yacht was especially abused, his engineers ripped the front away and mounted a massive turret, big enough to pluck even the biggest roses
Soon known as the Hammerhead class it became legendary for its massive firepower.
The Church of the Golden Cross:
Little Cross, standard fighter
And still WIP but the reason for all the cheesy storyline:
Behold, the Holy Glowing Rose of Eternal Sunshine
Ceremonial Battlestation of forced enlightenment
The golden parts of the cross are still missing so are the structural details of the circle, the engines and some massive turrets that will be on the red parts of the cross, the little platforms will be for some defensive weapons...
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