How to make an UBER WANK WEAPON

[Natch]

Take your desired weapon, and insert the stats as follows:

Fire Rate: 0
Clip Size: 1
Fire Reload: 0
Range: Anything, just as long as it can fire decently. 500 is fine
Shot Deviation: 0
Turn Speed: Anything, just as long as it works. 0.50-1.50 is a good range.

It will now fire a constant stream of bullets, and will rain death.